•••
Naruto: All I can say to this is that if they dated, not a soul would know 10/10
Sasuke: This is a low key type of relationship something you'd definitely not see coming like at all because they both have an asexual vibe, plus Shino is boring so why would Neji want someone like that, still props for being discreet 8/10
Sakura: This is a subtle type of romance maybe something like the quiet popular guy and the lesser known guy that develop feelings later on as they become friends and fall for each other through getting to know each other on a different level 10/10
Sai: Sasuke you didn't have to say all of that, you're not that special
Sasuke: Special enough for you not to ignore what I say though
Sai: I said you weren't special, not that I was blind nor pretending not to see how egocentric you are. Anyways, Neji and Shino would be a great couple, they're both humble and mysterious so it really makes you wonder a lot about them and how they would treat each other as a couple 10/10
Kiba: Shino would tear that ass up. Quiet guys always have a of making themselves known in the bedroom, if you get what I mean 😉 10/10
Shino: I would not pass up the chance of being in a relationship with Neji, he's a formidable guy and I'd be foolish not to be his boyfriend, in whatever story it may be 10/10
Hinata: I can't really see them having a downside, maybe through social hierarchy but apart from that I think these two would make a great and compatible match 10/10
Shikamaru: Definitely a ship you wouldn't know about if they were together, unproblematic is always a nice touch 10/10
Choji: This ship is when the two cool, quiet and mysterious guys are secretly in love 10/10
Ino: Make this an orgy with Sasuke, Shikamaru and Gaara and I'll hand you my money. Now normally I'm all about this shit but seeing as it would affect TenTen not being a wife, because these would be her love interest and Kiba apparently likes cat bitches and/or men so what would she have? Exactly 0/10
Sakura: She's not letting it go 😅
Hinata: Did you expect her too?
Neji: No comment, Ino is what would make this problematic, no offense to Shino. I'm sure you're a great guy and I'm missing out 0/10
Sai: That is a comment Neji 😌
Shino: None taken, it's all fun and games
Rock Lee: Ah man! I've already discussed potential male pregnancy plots with both of them were coming to a close end with this then.
Ino: You could always stop with the pregnancy story plot, just saying...
Rock Lee: Nah, their child would be a prodigy at birth would would use insects to extend their already impressive power 10/10
TenTen: I don't know what you expect me to say about this after Ino just blew my mind 0/10
Gaara: The orgy part 0/10
Kankuro: The Kiba likes cat bitches part 0/10
Temari: The fanart 0/10
Ino: Temari you cannot say that!
Temari: My bad, the ship itself sucks and is very boring. That's problematic cause what the fuck do you even write?
Neji: How about to gay princes that are heir to their thrones but could care less about the responsibility and would rather live normal lives away from it all due to their quiet and mysterious nature? Interesting enough?
Temari: Have them die in the end in a romantic way and I'll retract my vote ASAP. Also make me a witch or something
Ino: Me too
Sakura: You know that in those times witches were... you know what, it's not my business. Make me a witch too
TenTen: Can we not do this here 💀
•••
(108 points)