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EAT COOKIES AND GET FAT...
Chapter 64: The Party part 2!
“Phaa...” I pointed at Kyle and managed to choke out, “you- what- ha ha- why! Ahh-ahh.” Tears where streaming down my face as I stared at Kyle naked body. I wiped them away, not caring that I was ruining my makeup, as soon as I met Kyle's annoyed gaze I broke into another round of laughter.
“Yes, it’s very funny, let’s all laugh at the naked, helpless guy. Nice one.” He sneered, looking away from me.
My mouth dropped open and I folded my arms across my chest. “Ohh, someone’s dropped their trousers and is in a pissy mood, ha-ha, see what I did their?” I questioned and sighed when he gave me a flat look, “Well, something’s crawled up your naked ass and died.” I laughed at my own joke; my laughter was cut short when I caught sight of his un-amused face.
“Will you just get the key so I can put some clothes on?” he asked and I cocked my head to the side and smiled.
“Nah, I prefer you like this.” I admitted shooting him a wink before backing out of the bathroom slowly. His sexy smirk slowly disappeared when he noticed what I was planning to do.
He went to take a step forward but was yanked back by the handcuffs, cutting him of mid stride. “Gwen, don’t leave me at a party like this, all the rest have done.” He harshly whispered.
I rolled my eyes and held my hands up in a keep calm way “I'm going to find the keys, so keep your pants on- which is impossible. Let me guess, Aunt June did this?” I asked, pulling my mental detective notebook in my head. I mentally scribbled Aunt June down and began to think of all the places I would hide a key if I was June. Actually, I don’t even want to know where she would hide a key. It was as if a light bulb went off in my head.
“I know where she has hidden the key.” I looked left and right and peeked out of the door.
“Gwen, the house is not hotwired with bombs, just walk normally, don’t do a roll, nice, I just seen your red pants.” I could mentally see him rolling his eyes, I shrugged and stood up, making sure that my dress was back in its original position (flat and not over my head).
“Gwen!” Kyle shouted making my shoulders sag with disappointment, couldn’t he see I was on a top-secret mission and it was crucial that I don’t get caught.
I made my way back to my bathroom and gave him a disappointed look “What?” I asked and he motioned with a jerk of his head to the towel resting on the towel rack. I ripped it from its hold and wrapped his waist; he then removed his hand to hold it. “Now don’t make a sound it will be hard explaining this too one of Aunt June’s quests.” I informed him as I closed both my bathroom and bedroom door behind me. I made my way across the hall, the sound of rhythmic music and people chattering could be heard from here. I pushed open June’s door and let it swing open, there was a loud ‘thud’ as it came into contact with the wall. I scanned my surrounding and deciding it was all clear. I began to hunt around for the key; I checked inside her special box and found nothing. I looked under and over everything. With a sigh, I sat down on Aunt June’s bouncy bed, my eyes lifting to look at the side opposite it. My eyes widened and I slapped my cheek, right there was a poster that read ‘Key Here’ with an arrow pointing to a big box that sat on top of the chest of draws. I ran towards it and practically ripped the lid off to reveal a box full of little chocolates. As I look down lovingly into it, I grabbed the small piece of paper that rested on top of it. I opened it to reveal Aunt June neat writing, it read:
Gwen,
To get the key you will have to get to the bottom of the box, but there is a catch. To get to the bottom you have to eat the chocolate. Do you accept this mission, if you do not then GIRL, GET LOST ,SOMEONE ELSE WILL PLAY THE GAME! However, I know you and I know that you will accept my challenge and stuff you fat- I mean small man- women belly on this chocolate. By the way, please wipe the drool of your chin its unladylike. All my love, June J
Oh my sweet baby Jesus, I think my dream just came true, a huge ass box of chocolate for me to eat. What kind of sicko would do this to an innocent person like myself. It’s like a sick game of Saw!
The crazy son of a bit- oh, my god it’s so good. I licked the caramel off my chin and sniffled a happy sob; it has to be my birthday or something! I slapped my cheek. No, I shouldn’t, Kyle is handcuffed naked in my bathroom, he could catch a cold. I dug around in the chocolate, my hand grasping the key as I ate another 3 chocolates. I pulled the small key out and laid a hand against my stomach and began scooping handfuls of chocolate out, I placed them in my arm and until it was spilling over.
Waste not want not.
I began walking back to my room, practically disabled as I tried stuffing chocolate in my mouth and trying not to drop the key…or eat it.
I had just greedily shoved two chocolates in my mouth; my chewing was cut short as I rounded the corner to see a witch about to open my bedroom door.
“Wait!” I shouted, chocolate spewing from my lips. The chocolate in my arm dropped to the floor as I made my way towards the blond.
I rested a hand against my door frame as I tried to catch my breath for running two steps.
“Ew, is that chocolate. Your discusti-” before any more annoying sounds could escape her lips, I caught them between my thumb in forefinger, shushing her.
Her eyes went wide as I began to chew, Aunt June had always told me not to talk with my mouth full.
She pulled back roughly and began to frantically swipe at her mouth as if she had just kissed a hobo with doughnut lips.
“How dare you touch me with those chubby fingers of your, who knows where they have been!” she shouted, standing out of my grabbing reach.
I rolled my eyes and wiped at my own mouth “Well, wouldn’t you like to know.” I waggled my eyes at her and cooked my head to the side, “What are you doing here, Stacy-Amy?” I questioned, scrunching my eyes at her.
She rolled her eyes and flicked her straightened blond hair over her shoulder. “Duh, I was invited.”
I sighed and shook my head “Wait, are you the clown my aunt ordered for entertainment? Wait, where’s your red nose- oh, I see your going for the orange look.” I said in my stupid tone, “I know dufus, what are you doing up here, going into my room?” she shot me a look of disgust and I knew she was debating with herself why she was telling me this.
“I heard someone shouting and I'm looking for Kyle, June said he could show me around.” Her tone was light, and I wondered if she though being nice to me would allow her to hang with my boyfriend.
“June is a crazy woman she doesn’t know the difference between an ape and a gorilla, plus, Kyle is not even up here so if you wouldn’t mind returning to the party.” I gestured to the stairs and when she didn’t move my hand formed a tight fist around the small key.
At that moment Kyle had to shout “Gwen, are you out their?”, my shoulders slumped and Stacy’s eyes lit up.
“Look Gwen, I think we got off to a rough start, maybe we could forget about everything that’s happened in the past.” She said in a sincere tone.
I place a hand over my heart, touched over her speech, “Wait, your being serious?” I questioned as her face didn’t even twitch.
My eyes bulged out of my head as I nodded and extended my hand towards her “Well, I guess so.” my tone was unsure as I waited for her to shake my hand. Her own manicured hand clasped around mine.
“So, I guess you could just return my man back to me now.” She suggested in a happy tone. I jerked my hand back as if she had burnt me. I knew it was too good to be true.
“Come again?” I questioned.
“Well, friends share things and I have let this go on for too long. Kyle always comes running back, this time I'm coming to get him back.” She told me in a light tone.
I clicked my hand in front of her “Listen here virgin Mary, Kyle and I are together. T-o-g-e-t-h-e-r. Watch my fingers as they meet in the middle. Together.” I told her in a slow voice while joining the tip of my fingers together. “And you can shove that friend offer up your jelly ass of yours.” I hissed opening my door, I stepped in and was about to close it so I didn’t have to see the pathetic face of hers.
I jumped when she lunged forward placing her hand on the door, stopping it from closing.
“Wait, Gwen. Don’t go on the ski trip, let Kyle stay with me. I can help him, he will be happy with me.” She pleaded. “People like him and me are meant to be together, you just don’t understand.”
“No I don’t Stacy-Amy, can I call you Stacy? Thanks. If you keep chancing after someone you know you’re never going to get, you’re wasting your breath and your time. Live your life and look around, there are more guys than Kyle out there and if your after money than just remember you will never get their heart. Find someone that you’re going to love for who they are and not for their status because that’s pathetic.” I told her, looking away from her face.
“If you don’t listen to me your both going-” she rushed.
“What, where going to feel your wrath, I'm sooo scared. Go and annoy someone that actually wants to listen to your annoying face. Did you know that Harvey actually liked you?” I questioned.
Stacy’s face whitened and she froze. “He did?” she questioned her voice a low squeak and he face deathly pale.
“Yeah and try to hold your ass as you walk down the stairs because I don’t want to hear your ass cheeks clapping as you descend down them.” I spat and slammed the door closed behind me. I ran to the bathroom and walked in closing the door behind me.
“I found the key!” I told Kyle holding it up as if was a piece of gold.
Kyle smiled and began jumping up and down. “Finally, what took you so long!” he shouted moving to the side so I could reach up.
“I got caught by a she devil; I got rid of her though.” I admitted, poking him in the side. I couldn’t help it his fine tanned body was standing there I had to poke it, a huge ass smile broke out as he jumped away trying not to drop the towel. I smirked and smiled evilly.
“Gwen don’t- ha-ha stop. No seriously- ah, ha ha- don’t.” Kyle screeched like a girl as I tickled his side. He wiggled from side to side as he tried to get out of my reach little screeches coming from me.
“Feel the wrath of the tickle monster!” I shouted and burst into a round of giggles. My laughter was soon cut off when the key dropped out of my grip. I looked down to see where it landed.
“Kyle…” I trialed off, swallowing loudly. “The key fell down the drain.”
“WHAT!” He roared swinging around almost nocking me over as he turned to look for it. I placed my hand over my mouth as I began laughing, my shoulders shaking as I silently laughed.
“Kyle, I was joking, it’s right there.” I pointed to it on the floor. Kyle turned to glare at me and nodded down at it. “What?”
He rolled his eyes ad made a pathetic stretch towards the key. “Well, I can hardly reach it can I?”
I huffed and slowly began to bend down “Keep that towel on tight and keep your junk out of my face.” I warned as I crawled to get the key, my fingers grabbed it and I pulled back on my knees.
The door then flew open, making me freeze in the process of standing up. “I heard shouting – oh.” Stacy’s voice filled my ears and I turned to face her, my cheeks turning the color of my dress.
“Okay, this looks totally wrong.” I admitted standing up and reaching forwards on my tiptoes to reach the handcuffs. I stood in front of Kyle blocking any view of his body from Stacy.
“Did someone chain you up? Oh my, this is just too funny!” she shouted and my eyes narrowed as I forced the key in the lock.
I was now eye level with Kyle. “Kyle, do me the favor by getting the gun out of my back pocket and shooting me with it.” I hissed lowly as the lock clicked open and his hand fell.
He smiled and began rubbing his redden wrist “As much as I would love to touch that fine ass of yours, but you’re not wearing any jeans.”
Well damn.
“Stacy, as you can see everything is fine- hey, my eyes are up here.” I pointed out, pointing towards my eyes. She needed to take her eyes of Kyle's junk or I was going to do it for her.
Her face morphed into a full-grown grin and she began cackling again. “This is just too funny and just imagine if a picture got out and around the whole school!” She shook her head silently and I could almost see inside her mind as she mentally created the picture.
I coughed and put my hand on my hip, “You are such a drama queen and you know what? It's almost like teens can't live without drama, and fish can't live without water. I should know, I had a fish once, but some fat man stood on it. Anyway, sure, some teens don't like drama, but it's almost like they need it. Like some fish might not like to swim or be in water but they have to in order to live and like the fish might not want to be pregnant but the fish next-door came over. You know what?? This is stupid, the point is don't get knocked up by a fish.” I told her finishing my speech with a ‘fuck yeah’ face.
Stacy scratched her head before asking, “Wait, I'm confused are you saying you’re pregnant?”
Kyle frowned and finished her sentence by saying, “By a fish?”
“Do I look fat or something? Is she insane, why the hell is she here? Kyle are you even listening?” I hissed, tugging on his white cotton sleeve.
Kyle nodded his eyes focused on the dinner table “Is that chicken sticks? I love chicken sticks. Gwen, just ignore her, you look lovely.” He gave me a quick kiss before stalking of towards the food table.
With a roll of my eyes, I made my way towards Taylor who was talking to Aunt June. June’s eyes lit up as I came to a stop in front of her. “I see you found the key.” She snickered her eyes drifting to Kyle and I smiled slightly.
“Yes, thanks for the early Christmas chocolates.” I laughed and grabbed Taylors drink from his hands. I swirled it around and when I was certain it wasn’t wine I took a swig and the fizziness of coke made my nose twitch. I took a couple of small swigs before handing it back with a smile.
Leon watched amused as he retrieved the half-empty glass. “That’s for helping June with Kyle, I know you did so don’t pull such a face.” I told him.
I focused my eyes on June and pointed to Stacy who was laughing, her hand grabbing the man’s forearm in a ‘friendly’ gesture. “What the hell is she doing here, her dress is so short that I can see her ass, I thought this was a posh part not a ho party.” I told her my voice a stage whisper.
I frowned as Aunt June bent down to get a look up at her dress, “Damn, it is a bit short, but I'm friend’s with her mom, she's on the front desk.” She admitted with a shrug.
I looked around and began fidgeting on the spot. “Okay, can you stop trying to look up at her pussy cat, people are beginning to stare.” I hissed, grabbing her arm and straightening her.
I watched as a short man with a white coat and apron waddled over. “Miss. Dinner is to be served.” He nodded his head in a little bow and I watched as she plucked a spoon from his pocket, positioned over his left chest. She held up her glass and banged it with the spoon. On the third hit, I watched as the spoon sliced through the glass sending the dark red liquid to splatter like raindrops on an older woman’s white dress. The spoon spun in the air and smacked Stacy upside the head. There was silence as June looked down at the broken glass and the missing spoon. I roared into laughter, clapping my hands together and jumping up and down like a demented gorilla. I stopped laughing when I noticed I was the only one laughing.
“Okay, give it up for June and her stunt women! Thank you!” I began clapping and again no one clapped, except Kyle. I smiled gratefully and June gave a little bow.
“Dinner is to be served if you would all like to follow Bob-”
The chef bend forward, his face confused and whispered, “My names David.” Aunt June ignored him and continued with her speech.
“Into the dining room where you will all be seated.” She finished still smiling, her cheeks the same color of her hair.
Taylor was shaking with laughter and as he made his way behind June, I hid my face in his arm. Okay this is embarrassing.
“Gwen that was the funniest thing I had ever seen. Did you see that women’s face when she thought June had done it on purpose?” he snickered and I dug my forehead into his arm.
I thought about biting him, but knowing Taylor, he would most probably scream like a girl ending in me getting more attention.
“June!” a loud voice boomed making me freeze. I lifted Taylors arm to peak out from underneath it to see no other than Kyle's dad Ben, with Amy at his side. His arms where spread wide as he walked towards her puling her in a hug.
“Amy!” I hissed happily, she frowned before spotting me and walking over.
“Hey girl, what on earth are you doing?” she laughed poking my nose. I pouted and pointed to the woman with the red splotches of red wine on her dress.
“I killed her!” I said in my mysterious voice.
Amy laughed and shook her head, before I could say any more she grabbed me by the arm pulling me away from the safety of Taylor’s arm.
“I'm sorry I'm late I seen Mr. Reece and wanted to say hello, I see I'm not late for dinner, let go eat some stake!” she raised her fist in the air and spoke as if she had never had stake before.
I grabbed her arm and linked it through Taylor’s. “I will be in there in a minute I have to go get Kyle.” I told them both smiling.
I ran around them and towards the small buffet where Kyle's back was towards me, the chattering dulled as everyone followed into the dining hall, leaving Kyle and I alone.
“Kyle, weren’t you listening, dinner is served.” I placed a hand on his shoulder and turned him around.
What I seen made me gasp, Kyle had chicken sticks hanging out of his mouth and I cocked my head to the side.
“Are you pretending to be a walrus?” I questioned and he smiled, spreading the sticks out wider. I burst into laughter and picked my own cocktail sticks up, I stuck them to my gums and began grunting.
“I caveman!” Kyle shouted, smacking his chest.
I held the sticks in place as I began laughing. “I cavewoman!” I shouted back, thumping my own chest.
Ouch, that hurt.
Someone cleared their throat and we both turned to see Ben standing behind us, his arms clasped behind his back. I coughed and removed the sticks, my cheeks once again flaming a vibrant red.
“Uh, hi.” I said awkwardly.
Kyle began banging his chest and held his little stick like a spear, “It’s a troll, big chief will kill big troll!” he shouted and took a step forward.
Ben shot us both a disapproved look, stopping Kyle.
“You are both at a dinner party. Kyle, you are my son, so for this one night please reframe yourself from acting like a twit. That goes for you too Gwen. We have a reputation to uphold. Now, both of you in the dining hall. ”
I began fiddling with my hands and as soon as he turned around and began walking to the dining hall, his shoes echoing in the small space.
“You know,” I told Kyle. “I only like your dad when he’s in his office.” I admitted staring after Ben.
Kyle laughed and picked up one of the red flower that were spread around the table. He placed it behind my ear, his fingers grazing my cheek as he pulled back. “You know,” he whispered, sending hot shivers down my back. I leaned forward into him, his smell becoming intoxicating.
“What?” I whispered, drawing his eyes to my lips.
“You look stunning tonight, makes me want to ta-” before his words could have an effect on me someone popped around the corner.
“Now!” ben boomed, making us both scurry after him.
We walked into the full dinner and began making our way down to the bottom of the table where Aunt June sat.
“You know, tonight when your dads all alone I bet he gets loads of cocktail sticks and goes around pretending to be a walrus.” I whispered, making Kyle laugh.
We sat down in our seats, on my left was Kyle and to my right was Aunt June. I smiled at her as I sat down, the chair scrapping across the floor, sending a loud shriek in the air.
“Hey Juney prune.” I laughed at my joke.
She smiled and took a swig of her red wine before answering back with “Hey, Gwenny penny.”
“So, when did you come up with the idea of handcuffing him to my shower pole?” I questioned, as I began picking at the salad starter.
June smiled and glanced at Taylor who was sitting opposite me, Amy and Leon either side of him. she glanced to see if Kyle was listing before whispering. “It was Taylor idea, but he doesn’t want Kyle to know because then he would get Taylor back twice as bad.”
I rolled my eyes at Taylor being a wussy. I watched June and noticed that her eyes kept flickering to Kyle; I followed her gaze and watched as Kyle took a long sip of his drink.
Slowly, I turned my narrowed eyes on her, she looked away and began singing.”
“Aunt June, what have you done?” I questioned, raising an eyebrow.
She turned to look at me and pointed to herself. “Me?” she asked in false shock.
I rolled my eyes at her. “I know you’ve done something.”
June smiled and leaned forward to whisper in my ear “I might have put Microlax, one of the strongest laxatives in Kyle's drink.” She suggested a huge smile on her face. My mouth dropped to the floor and as Kyle lifted to take another sip I snatched the glass from his hand.
“Ew, is that a false tooth in your drink Kyle?” I asked in mock horror. “Here, have mine.” I handed him my red wine.
“What Gwen, thei-” he began stretching for his glass back.
“No, really I insist.” I told him, my smile tight, he noticed my smiled and nodded taking my full glass. I placed it on the floor under my chair.
“Gwen,” June hissed, “It’s too late anyway, one sip and he will be pooing to Africa and back until next week.” She laughed her fingertips meeting in the middle and she looked like a mad woman.
Her creepy laugh was interrupted but Ben “June, this wine is splendid!” he said holding his glass up.
June smiled and held her own up “It should be, yours was imported from Italy.” She told him a smile on her happy face.
“You don’t have the same, you must try it, it’s so sweet. You must give me the number so I can buy more.” He handed the glass to June and she took a swig. I watched as she made sucking motions and she nodded in agreement.
“Just as good as I expected.” She smiled and she leaned forward to give it back.
I had just finished the main course, my stomach no longer to take the site of half cooked stake. For the fifth time I secretly flung a pea, hitting Taylor in the nose, I watched as he was about to fling one back but was caught in the act by June who shot him a look. The whole time I had watched Kyle from the corner of my eye waiting for the laxative to take effect. He hadn’t shown any sign of it taking effect. I thought June said it was the strongest. I turned to look at June who had been fidgeting uncomfortably for the last 5 minutes. A small sweat had begun to break out across her forehead and I cocked my head to the side.
“Aunt June, are you okay? You don’t look so good.” I told her and she glanced at me, a strain of a smile on her face.
Then the loudest groan I had ever heard came from her stomach “Whoa, have you got a dinosaur in their?” I questioned looking down at it.
She shook her head, a hand moving to hold her stomach. I leaned forward to look at Kyle but I caught sight of his dad who was also bent forward holding his stomach, and so where the three people across from him.
“Kyle,” I asked sweetly “That drink I had taken from you, what was it?” I questioned.
Kyle glanced at me for a second looking away from his dad.
“It was coke, I don’t drink wine so I gave it to my dad, I think there’s something wrong with him.” Kyle said, concern clouding his tone.
At that moment ben shot up, sweat rolled down his face as his hand went to his ass. “Uh, I really need the loo, where is it?” he questioned panting slightly.
June stood up to, her face horrified as she too held her bum as if it would explode. “Oh my god, I think I just gave laxative to the fourth richest man in the world!” she hissed in my ear before running off, leaving me in a fit of laughter.
I watched as ben went running after her, his legs pumping as he did little skips as if his butt was on fire.
Ha, its official, this is the best Christmas party ever!
I would like to thank LyssaRawrs for messaging me the fish next door paragraph. You where right it is very Gwen like! Thank you and the dedication goes to you for this!*