DAN PHIL WHERE IS THE VIDEO TODAY IS MARCH 21 IT SHOULD BE OUT BY NOW WHY
*sobs*
DAN'S TWITTER I'M ALREADY DONE
*spits drink out* Da fuck is this I hit 300 last week now 400 are you kidding me Instagram
*falls down the chair* AH 53 MAJESTIC TUMBLR FOLLOWERS
Oh maybe they follow me for Phan *shrugs* But I posted a picture of Chugga and HOLY SHIT SENPAI WATCHES HIM TOO QUICK TO THE CABINS
I want a hamster *everyone in the Phandom runs away from me*
I've noticed I sounded happier in my latest entries. The Phandom effect man. Its good to be free from drama :D Because we're actually a one big family like how my old fandom used to be
I feel cute wearing a sheep hat (CHECK MY INSTAGRAM NERDS I NOW FEEL COMFORTABLE SHOWING MY FACE)
I read my older writings (aka random shit I wrote in my old notebooks) earlier and I noticed whenever I write about a girl, I sound lovestruck *shrugs* I like girls and I could have gone lesbian if Dan and Phil are girls *shrugs even more* I didn't realize that
Yeah I know some of my followers know I'm bisexual *shrugs even more* I don't think I was-
Random Person: ADI SHE'S FOUND HER HETEROSEXUALITY
Adi: Really? It was flying in the distance
SHUT UP YOU NERDS
So I came to a conclusion. I noticed that when I develop romantic feelings for someone, I usually share a bond with them *shrugs* I'm demiromantic but I don't give a flying fuck on your sexuality I love you whoever you are so I'm actually a demiromantic pansexual
Random Person: You hear that? She came out again
Adi: But not to her family. I'm sorry that you live with homophobes
Yeah how sad is it pretending to be straight
I liked girls more though. They're pretty. And cute. And huggable. And smell nice. And sweet.
JESUS ALYSSA I HOPE YOU DON'T FIND THIS SHITTY BOOK WHERE I SWEAR A LOT AND OBSESS OVER YOUTUBERS
Can you hear that? The sound of 1D breathing the same air as I do. Call the hospital immediately I don't want to breath the same air as they do
I just laugh when people think I have a boyfriend. I'd rather very much get a girlfriend
LOOK SHANE I UPDATED GO WALK IN THE TRAFFIC BUT YOU CANT FIND ME *evil laugh*
Why am I so hopelessly in love with one of my friends no not you nerd get out
Has any Phan shippers here read "In Eden"? Nah? Be prepared for a ton of cheeky bum secks ;) No my school friends I don't read porno I read for the story not the secks. I'm not horny I swear
Actually I'm horny. Because I'm a horn. HONK HONK
WHERE IS THE GAMING VIDEO CAN YOU SEE I'M Dying HEre
Oh it looks like Dad's going to get an important visitor who will greet us with champagne, candies and flowers. Did someone just say champagne?! Looks like I'm going to buy a extra lightbulb. Emergencies ya know
Phil is everything ace? Is your room ace?
I'M HIGH ON LYF MAN
Did P!ATD hold a concert in the Philippines yet? No? *slams through your door* IT MUST HAPPEN I MUST SEE THEM PLAY I WILL REALLY SHOOT YOU IF YOU DISAGREE I WILL PRAY FOR YOUR SINS BUT NOT YOUR TRAGEDIES
Muse is pretty good. I like Muse. No not because Dan and Phil. Those dorks are taking over my social life
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Rose Tyler I-
The Whovians explode
I bet my friends reading this be like "Channy are you alright do we need to call the mental institution?" Yes please you obviously know I'm not mentally stable you nerds
WHAT THE HELL DAN HOWELL IS SO ATTRACTIVE THEN THERE'S PHIL LESTER TOGETHER THEY'RE SO ATTRACTIVE I ACTUALLY STARTED CRYING
My stalker skills leveled up. I found Phil's brother's girlfriend's Instagram. Um actually I found her on Explore page. Looks like we get another Phan shipper *winks* Nice costume by the way Martin (as in Martin Lester not Martin you-know-who)
SEVEN HUNDREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
I want to be in the 301 club for the gaming video tbh I got in under 301 in Tyler's and Dan's videos. I have no plans in catching Phan's attention yet. I just wanted my first notice to be a birthday greeting
In Tumblr, you can actually watch heterosexualities fly away. Go catch some to regain
[I really do sound like I'm on drugs. If I don't update, please assume Shane/Alysaa/Allyssa found out where I live and threw me off the dam. Ye I live near an old dam]
[SHIT I GAVE AWAY THE PART I LIVE JK ITS ACTUALLY A RIDE AWAY I'M NOT SORRY FOR RAINING ON YOUR PARADE STALKERS]