Dear mum,
Ever since I got back to Hogwarts, Snape keeps pressuring me with occulmency and it's driving me insane. I do understand that it is important for me to know but honestly, can he be a bit nicer about it. He keeps going on and on about how much dad was a dick to him and honestly I wouldn't be surprised if they hooked up at least once.
Disgusting. I know.
On another note, DA is going fab and everyone is learning steadily. They seem to be enjoying the class a lot and I'm glad they're understanding everything I'm teaching.
Anyways how is everything at home. I got a letter from Mooney commenting that you have a late-night endeavour with Paddie? Damn mum! you've got a nice game.
I haven't got anything else to report to you at the moment but I do miss you and I hope you and everyone are alright at home.
Love,
Your favourite child.
P.S. could you pack me some treacle tart. I am dying!
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Dear Harry,
You are my only child you nincompoop. Now I have some huge tea to spill to you. I got a letter from our Albino friends, well Narcissa, and she told me about a recent letter that Draco sent to her.
You gave him your walkman!? You are bloody attached to that thing that you refused to lend it to me. How the fudge did he get it and not me. But it's no problem, I see that clearly, your lover boy is worthy of it more than I am. ;)
Anyways, Paddie saw the thing about James and then went on a rampage and threatened to apparate to Hogwarts just to kick his ass. Honestly, it was the funniest thing I've ever seen after Paddie's reaction to Tonks and Mooney.
Then he saw the other bit about them hooking up and turned green and fainted. He actually fainted! Bro I was in tears, literal tears.
Anyways, I hope you're having fun and if Snape does get too much contact me and tell me. Knowing Dumbledore, he'd probably want you to continue with it regardless. I can put the dungeon bat right in his place.
I hope you're having fun and please do have fun. You're still in school, prank Minnie or get Peeves to fart glitter bombs onto the Slytherins. idk, make the most of it.
I love you so,
Mama
P.S. You're not my favourite child.
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Dear mama,
I don't know whether to be offended that I wasn't your favourite child. Anyways.
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
I hope you have a lovely day with Paddie and Mooney and tell me all the tea you have. I gotta cut this one short because we're playing truth or dare but I'll write you another letter later explaining a bit more.
Lots of love,
Harry Styles
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Dear Harold,
Please stop addressing yourself as Harry Styles.
Sincerely,
Mum
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Dear Mum,
I know it's been a while since I wrote to you but school has been a bit much. Anyways, with the Draco think. You told me to look after him so I am. I saw him crying and I wanted to help. Look I've got to let you in on a secret but you gotta promise that you won't tell Paddie.
Anyways, school's fine and I did try to ask Peeves if he'd fart on the Slytherins. He just ended up farting on me. So rude.
I love you loads and miss you soo much. Stay safe alright
With love,
Harry
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Harry my love,
Tell me everything. No one will hear of it.
XOXO,
Mum
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Dear mum,
I think I like him
Sincerely,
Harry
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HAROLD YOU DUMMY YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE IT LIKE THAT GIVE ME THE DEETS.
YOUR MOTHER
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HARRY ANSWER ME
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HAROLD POTTER IM GOING TO FLOO TO HOGWARTS IF YOU DO NOT REPLY
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LAST CHANCE DEAR
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I'LL BE THERE TOMORROW AT NOON
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Mum,
Do not come here
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Mum,
answer me
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oh my lord. See you tomorrow
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