House of Denny
Scene starts at Bayside cafeteria
Ellie
Lunch time, one of the best times of the day.
Mac
The one part of the day, where we have no school works and the teachers are too busy eating to care about your problems.
They soon walk over to their friends
Ashley
How can this be food?
The gang looks at the plate of food that Ashley has
D.C
It doesn't look that bad.
Ellie
How are two breadsticks and apple sauce a proper lunch?
Vanessa
Don't worry, lunch can't get that bad here.
Soon Jessie comes into the cafeteria
Jessie
Students, due to last night's PTA we have called for serious lunch room changes. Starting tomorrow we all will have lunch with no peanuts, no gluten, no sugar, and no dairy. And will have no meat, based food.
D.C
What the hell.
Steven
Who's stupid idea was this?
Sophia
People who have serious food allergies. That's who.
Mac
Ok the food allergies, I understand, but what did meat do?
Ashley
Kill millions of instant animals.
D.C
No it gave us a million delicious hamburgers.
Soon Denny comes into the cafeteria
Denny
What's this all about?
Mac
They found a way to make school worse.
Vanessa
Having better options is not making it worse.
Steven
What are we supposed to eat, air.
D.C
I'm on the wrestling team. I need good help with meat and vegetables once and a while.
Denny
Here D.C try this.
He gives D.C a piece of his sandwich
D.C
Wow, this is good, what's in it?
Denny
It's a pastrami on rye with homemade sauerkraut.
Mac
Give me a bit
He takes a bite of the sandwich
Mac
This is pretty good Denny.
Denny
Thanks, I cook my lunch everyday.
Steven
I pay good money for this sandwich.
Mac(narrating)
Really.
Soon they are at the Max restaurant, eating
Sophia
D.C, if you eat any more you won't have any room for dinner.
D.C
Look I'm starving, the only thing I had was a tiny piece of a sandwich.
Steven
D.C, you want some of my sundae?
D.C
Sure.
They soon add peanuts on it
Steven
Sophia, you want some?
Sophia
Nah, I'm not really a peanut person. Izzy allergic to them
Ashley
She can outgrow them when she older right
D.C
Oh she is allergic big time. She gets a rash, and her throat closes up, it's not good at all.
Ashley
Like when Vanessa broken out in hives after she tested that new perfume
Vanessa
Don't remind me, that was the worst perfume ever.
Ellie
Is that the one you gave me for my birthday?
Vanessa
Maybe?
Soon Denny and Mac walk in
Mac
Attention all bayside students, tired of the lunches your school is making you eat?
Denny
Then come on down to the house of Denny.
Vanessa
The house of what?
Mac
The house of Denny, where the food is good and the prices too.
Denny
Mac and I got the culinary class to make food for the students fed up with the blane lunches.
Mac
Go on tell them tomorrow's menu.
Denny
Tomorrow we will have a pepperoni pizza square, with a brownie or we have mac and cheese with chocolate pudding.
D.C
All of that will be tomorrow.
Denny
Twelve o'clock, behind the cafeteria. Don't tell the teachers.
Scene goes to the next day there is a line of kids behind the cafeteria of Denny's food
Kid #1
Order up one pizza, and diet soda
Vanessa
That was me.
She goes up to get the food
Kid #1
That's five dollars please.
Denny
No-no, she doesn't have to pay.
Vanessa
Here's my five dollars
She gives them the money and walks away to sit with her friend
Ellie
This food is amazing
Ashley
I love the mac and cheese
D.C
How about how he got the pepperonis to look like squares.
Steven
This food is amazing, I hope it ever ends
Sophia
And tomorrow we're having grill panini.
Mac (narrating)
Look at them, happy, happy customers
Ellie
What about the school board?
Steven
They'll realize the food ban was a waste of time, and they'll realize we're not breaking any laws.
Mac
Crap it's almost one. Everyone let get a move on, time to close up shop.
Soon the students scatter and closed up shop
Scene changes to the end of school, the kids are about to leave when Jessie comes over
Jessie
Hey kids.
Ashley
Mom, we were going over to Mac's house to study.
Jessie
No, I was wondering something, I went to the cafeteria and there was no there.
The kids have shocked looks on there faces
D.C
Oh, that's because...
Ellie
Of the assembly
Jessie
What assembly
Mac
For kids, help to save at-risk squirrels.
Jessie
At risk squirrels?
Vanessa
Yeah, so they can stop running into the streets.
Steven
And getting run over. Squirrels matter to you know.
Denny
So all the students came together and we did a sit in for all the squirrels who lost their lives to a car.
Jessie says nothing and walks away
Sophia
At risk squirrels
Mac
I panicked
Scene changes to the next day
Denny
Grill panini, come and get Em.
The students gather and eat, not realizing Jessie has joined in
Kid #2
How would you like your panini?
Jessie
Well, I want light mayo, soy cheese, and would like to know what is all this?
Kid #3
Principal Soprano, we can explain...(the student takes off running)
Mac
It's not what it looks like.
Jessie
It looks like your selling food outside the cafeteria
Mac
So it's exactly what it looks like
Denny
Who gives us away, I bet it was the lunch ladies.
Ashley
Mom, the food here makes kids happy, and some of the teachers.
Jessie
What?
She soon see four teacher eating sandwiches including Slater
Jessie
Ms. Franklyn, Mr. Levi, Mrs. Johnson, Slater?
Slater
Jessie, you have to try this sandwich
Jessie
You all approved of this?
Slater
Jessie, I speak for all of us and say we love what you're doing as principal. But your call on the lunches is not a good one.
Mr. Levi
School is the only time in my life, where my wife doesn't control what I eat. And you took that away from me, now I'm a grown man having to sneak a grilled panini.
Steven
That explains a lot.
Jessie
It wasn't my decision. The parents voted and I had to go with it.
Slater
Look Jessie I know what it's like. My youngest has food allergies and that hard finding out if the food she eats will cause her to have a reaction. But we have an epipen with us at all times.
Vanessa
We can't just eliminate food, but we can be safe, about it.
Jessie
How can we do that?
Ellie
We can do a school menu, show which food has which ingredients, so students won't get sick.
D.C
And we agree to eat more healthy.
Jessie
Well...
Denny
Here, try this Mrs. Soprano.
Denny gives Jessie the sandwich and she takes a bite of it
Jessie
House of Denny's can stay open!
The crowd cheers
END
The food
Pizza Squares
Mac and Cheese
Bacon Grill panini