Crackheads
Tendou: guys
Semi: what did you do this time
Tendou: soooo I was hungry and decided 'hey, why not make burrito."
That didn't go as planned
Goshiki: is the burrito alright?
Tendou: absolutely not
Shirabu: tell us the full story
Tendou: Okay
So
When I was finished with the burrito, I didn't know if I was supposed to but it in the microwave or the oven.
So I put it in the toaster
Ushijima: are you alright?
Tendou: physically, yes, but mentally, no. but I don't think the burrito survived
Shirabu: Dear Asahi....... you are
Fûcking stupid
Semi: yeah, idk why you would get the idea to put a fuCKING BURRITO IN THE TOASTER
Goshiki: what happened to the burrito?
Tendou: it blew up.......
With the toaster
Shirabu: jesus fucking christ.
Semi: do you go to therapy?
Do you need therapy?
Goshiki: I just put a dorito in the toaster
Semi: now look what you've done, you have given the child stupidity.
wAIT-
WHY DID YOU PUT A DORITO IN THE TOASTER???????
Goshiki: I JUST WANTED TO SEE IF THE TOASTER WOULD BLOW UP
Tendou: Okay, my burrito incident was an accident but you, yours was just on purpose lmao
Ushijima: honestly, I'm done with you all
Goshiki: the god haS SPOKEN
Shirabu: get some therapy for Goshiki too
Semi: will do.
Kawanishi: I think Tendou and Goshiki are high
Semi: yup
Shirabu: really, I just think the author was high making this
Semi: what
Kawanishi: what
Shirabu: what
Goshiki: I have good news and bad news
The Good news is that the toaster didn't blow up and the dorito finished. Bad news is the dorito is burnt
Semi: thAnk goD
Atleast you put something small in there instead of a wHOLE ASS BURRITO
Tendou: why you gotta point me out like that
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I love my idiot children 😌 so majestic
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