"(Y/n), I'll need to take that call, okay? Please stay here..." Harlowe pecked you on the cheek.

"It's not like I have the energy to even stand up anyways..." you gave her an exhausted stare.

The blonde hesitated going in, she paused for a while before putting two fingers in her mouth. You wince at the deafening whistle that follows.

Soon, the whole pack of coyotes came trotting.

"Take care of my baby." She pointed at you. Some of them were wagging their tails as they sat down next to you.

"They're friendly, they won't bite. You can scratch their heads and play with them, I'll pick up the call. With that, she bolted back into the trailer, leaving you with numerous, unclean canines.

"Man, I miss Hermes. That fatass bird..." you frowned as a coyote licked your fingers dangling from the arm rest.


"(Y/n), (y/n)!"

You were awakened by Harlowe's calls and shaking.

"H-huh?" You groggily replied.

It's already dark outside and the air around you has dropped in temperature. The only thing that illuminates the surrounding is a crackling bonfire.

"Here, please—" she opened her palm to show you a blister pack of paracetamol. You took it from her hand using your index and your thumb.

"Ew... I hope this ain't covered in coyote spit..." you grimace. At least it's not sticky nor wet.

"Harper told me to give you two tablets, she's also nice enough to give me this—" she showed you a clinical, ear thermometer. Harlowe smacked her lips bitterly.

"She uhh... lectured me, saying it costs a hundred bucks. W-would you like me to test your temperature for you? Or would you like to do it yourself?" She asked, trying very hard to mask her anxiousness.

You didn't say anything, but your hand reached out to grab the device. She carefully lets go and watched you intently as you took your own temperature.

"...thirty eight degrees." You rasp out.

"What!?" She exclaimed. "You're freezing inside!? How the hell is that possible, that crap must be broken!" She yelled.

You were confused, what does she mean by 'freezing inside'? The normal internal body temperature for humans remains at a constant of 37°C.

Until you remembered, she's violently American.

"This... this isn't in Fahrenheit, it's  in celcius." You pointed at the °C on the digital display.

"...oh. So what does that mean in Fahrenheit?" She blinked twice.

"Uhh... like, a hundred degrees?" You replied.

"Oh boy..." she scratched the back of her neck.

"C'mon, pop two pills out. You need to eat them A-S-A-P, I'll get a glass of water for you." She dashed back into the trailer.

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