Legolas: Hello mortal fangirls. It is I, Legolas Greenleaf. The fairest and kindest of all Middle Earth. Here you are. *hands you a rose through screen*
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Sam: No! Never! You are a horrible person and I will NEVER FORGIVE YOU for what you have done!!! I bet you're the one who's stolen our Taters!
Legolas: Calm down, mellon nin.
Sam: DON'T YOU MELLOLLIN ME YA BIG B-
Legolas: SAMWISE! It was a dare. From the fair maiden, @kittygirlmoo .
*winks at @kittygirlmoo*
Sam: Whada mean dare?
Legolas: It's something you must do!
Sam: I DARE YOU TO APOLOGIZE TO ME AND ROSIE RIGHT THIS INSTANT!!!
Legolas: You hold my deepest and sincerest apologies Mr. Gamgee.
Sam: Ya darn tootin' *crosses arms*
Legolas: It really wasn't THAT bad.
Sam: I DARE YOU TO APOLOGIZE! AGAIN!
Legolas: *sighs* You hold my deepest and sincerest apologies Mr. Gamgee.
Sam: Ya.
Legolas: May we get on with the story please?
Sam: I ain't helpin' you write it.
Legolas: Good. My lovely friend Random_Elf told me about the lady @kittygirlmoo. Who seems quite nice and very creative with her dares-
Sam: On with it Mr. Flirtsalot.
Legolas: *agitatedly glances at Sam* Anyway, I wanted to do anything I could to appease this fine girl, so I had to follow her dare. You understand right Sam?
Sam: If ya like HER so much, then why were you-
Legolas: Of course you do! Random_Elf and Gollum went into Sam's hobbit hole and stole his vegetables. *looks over at Sam, expecting his to flip out* Nothing?
Sam: Random_Elf is my friend. Also I didn't catch her-
Legolas: OKAY WE GET IT! She replaced the vegetables with raw fish.
Sam: That explains the smell...
Legolas: Anyway, I was the one who had to distract you. At @kittygirlmoo's request, I had to-
Sam: KISS MY WIFE, THATS WHAT!
Legolas: That's what what?
Sam: What's that's what what?
Legolas: What?
Sam: Kiss my wife! On the lips, too! She's TAKEN!
Legolas: I am truly sorry my friend. Then again, was it necessary to-
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Ask Gollum
РазноеPretty nice if it asks us. They asks us the questions by sending a messages to Random_Elf she shows them to us and we will answers it, yes precious.
