chili's restaurant

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a / n ; yes this shit actually happened. help

so there i was, barbecue sauce- wrong story.. so there i was, sitting down at a chili's restaurant. i had some good ass food and i was having a good ass time. i was playing on my phone (probably reading smut)

 as i waited for my mom and grandma to come back from the restroom

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as i waited for my mom and grandma to come back from the restroom.

now. i'm pretty ugly, so i'm super self conscious. anyway, i later looked up from my phone as i felt somebody staring at me. oh! i was right! it was a vEry cute boy.

he was staring at me and being the uGly awkward bitch that i am, i stared back

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he was staring at me and being the uGly awkward bitch that i am, i stared back. for how long, you may ask? good question. i lost track. ahhahahahaha moving on,, um..

i go back to my phone and i look up a couple minutes later so see that this dude AND his dad were staring at me. being the polItE person that i am, i just (awkwardly) smiled at them.

somehow my deAF ASS DIDN'T HEAR THE BASEBALL GAME (on the tv) BEHIND ME

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somehow my deAF ASS DIDN'T HEAR THE BASEBALL GAME (on the tv) BEHIND ME. THEY WEREN'T LOOKING AT ME (well until the end because i have a biGg ass head) THE ENTIRE TIME. THEY WERE LOOKING AT THE HUGE ASS TV BEHIND ME. HOW I DIDN'T SEE THIS BEFORE? DAMN, IDK, YOU TELL ME HOW A BITCH IS BLIND.

BUT I'M P SURE THEY CAUGHT ON BECAUSE THEY LOWERED THEIR EYES DOWN A LITTLE BIT (AND ACTUALLY LOOKED AT ME THIS TIME)

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BUT I'M P SURE THEY CAUGHT ON BECAUSE THEY LOWERED THEIR EYES DOWN A LITTLE BIT (AND ACTUALLY LOOKED AT ME THIS TIME).

.. after writing this i let out the longest sigh ever...

 after writing this i let out the longest sigh ever

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a / n ; g-goodbye

'fuck bitches, get money'
- yeontannie the bad bitch from 'space voyage'

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