Peter Parker One-Shots

Languages

This is about Peter speaking Spanish and the Avengers found out.
I got the idea from another book. Also

WARNING: LOT'S OF SWEARING IN SPANISH

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Peter was having a bad day.
First Clint dumped a bucket of glitter on him to wake up. Then he was late to the bus. Then it started raining and he forgot his umbrella. MJ and Ned didn't come to school and Flash made it his mission to make him have a bad day.

When school ended Happy came to pick him up.

"Hi Happy," mumbled Peter

"Hey kid, what's up?" asked Happy concerned since Peter was usually chatting his ear off

"Just having a bad day." Answered Peter looking out of the window.

"Ok." answered Happy not wanting to get in his bad side.

-----------time skip brought by the sister squad-----------

When Peter got to the tower his spidey sense was tingling. He just brushed it off thinking it was maybe his laundry time or something else. When he got to his room he had no time to react. Soon he was covered in purple paint and feathers. He cleaned his eyes to see his whole room wrapped in wrapping paper. Everything was wrapped and by everything I mean also his underwear. He knew it was Clint. That was just the cherry on the top.

"Ese Hijo de puta se las va a ver conmigo." mumbled Peter cleaning his room.

--------oof Clints in trouble--------

"CLINT FRANCIS ELIZABETH BARTON!" screamed Peter storming in the living room where all the Avengers were.

"Did you like my surprise?" asked Clint smugly

Peter then stormed to him pushing everything in his way. Clint, soon realizing his mistake, tried to make a run but Peter was faster and grabbed him by the ear.

" Mira marica que mierda te pasa.Hoy he tenido un mal dia y tu vienes y me lo empeoras. Tuve que limpiar mi cuarto y mi cabello que tarda un puto rato. Yo que mierda te hice.Nada pero noo tu vienes y haces esta idiotez.Mira te lo advierto un chistesito mas y voy y te rompo todos tus arcos y flechas, pinto tu cuarto morado y con plumas y luego te prohibo entrar en la ventilacion. Entedido hijo de puta?" screamed Peter gripping his ear hard and hitting him with his slipper in his hand looking like a one of those movie latin moms.

To this, the Avengers just looked confused. Well, all except Tony who was in the floor rolling off laughter at what Peter just said and looked like since he knew Italian and that wasn't far from the language he just spoke but still shocked he knew this language.

"Peter, what language did you speak in?" asked a confused Steve

" Mira marica hable espanol que...ahhhh sorry I got mad at Clint and spoke Spanish," said Peter like it was obvious.

"Since when do you speak Spanish?" asked Natasha.

"Since aunt May is Italian I know both Italian and Spanish and I also know French and Russian from learning in my free time," said Peter.

The Avengers were just amazed at how many languages the youngest one of the knew. Some of them only knew one and Peter that's like half their age knew five. They all soon realized how Peter understood their conversations in other languages and their faces made a scared expression wondering what he had heard of what they said secretly in other languages.

"What did you just say?" asked Bucky

"A warning for Clint," replied Peter with a furious look taking his features remembering the prank Clint pulled.

"What isn't Hawkeye your favorite avenger feather boy, I also heard Christmas was your favorite holiday so that's why I wrapped it, didn't you like any of it?" asked Clint with a smug look out of Peters grip and rubbing his head.

Soon Peter screamed,"Barton te adverti ahora te vas al carajo y voy a cumplir mi promesa."

Peter then grabbed his slipper, hit Clint one more time, pulled his ear, and stormed off to Clint's room. Clint, who didn't understand the threat, gave a wicked grin thinking his plan has worked and Peter was going to his (peters) room. Tony then started laughing at Clint rolling in the floor at what Peter was about to do. Clint then saw him and his grin was now a frown not getting at what he was laughing about.

"What are you laughing about?" asked Rhodey.

" At what Peter said and what is about to do," said Tony catching his breath and clutching his stomach since he was laughing so hard.

Clint then gave a scared look and asked," W-What is he going to do?"

" Well, bird brain he is doing what he said which is breaking all your bows and arrows, painting your room purple with feathers, and banning you from the vents," Tony said smirking. Clint then with wide eyes ran to his room to see what Peter had done.

"MY ARROWS!MY BOWS! MY WALLS! WHAT THE FUCK PETER!"

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Soon everyone learned not to mess with Peter and take his threats seriously. Also to be careful speaking another language around him since he could understand.

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Translations:

1. Ese Hijo de puta se las va a ver conmigo.= That son of a bitch is going to see it

2. Mira marica que mierda te pasa.Hoy he tenido un mal dia y tu vienes y me lo empeoras. Tuve que limpiar mi cuarto y mi cabello que tarda un puto rato. Yo que mierda te hice.Nada pero noo tu vienes y haces esta idiotez.Mira te lo advierto un chistesito mas y voy y te rompo todos tus arcos y flechas, pinto tu cuarto morado y con plumas y luego te prohibo entrar a la ventilacion. Entedido hijo de puta?=

Look, son of a bitch, what is wrong with you? Today I've had a bad day and you come and make it worse. I've had to clean my room and hair that takes fucking time. What the fuck have I done to you. Nothing but noo you just had to come and do this stupid thing. Look I'm warning you one more joke and I'm breaking all your arrows and bows, painting your room purple with feathers, and banning you from the vents. Understood son of a bitch?

3. Mira marica hable espanol que..= Look son of a bitch I spoke spanish what...

4.Barton te adverti ahora te vas al carajo y voy a cumplir mi promesa.= Barton, I warned you and now got to hell and I will go fulfill my promise.

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Sorry for the strong language. Now on Christmas Eve, I will post an unexpected Christmas special I've been working on for a couple of weeks.