Genderbend Hamilton

Anna Burr, Miss

(Company)
1776. New York City

(Alexandra Hamilton)
Pardon me. Are you Anna Burr, Miss?

(Anna Burr)
That depends. Who's asking?

(Alexandra Hamilton)
Oh, well, sure, Miss
I'm Alexandra Hamilton, I'm at your service, Miss
I have been looking for you

(Anna Burr)
I'm getting nervous

(Alexandra Hamilton)
Miss...
I heard your name at Princeton. I was seeking an accelerated course of study when I got sort of out of sorts with a buddy of yours. I may have punched her. It's a blur, miss. She handles the financials?

(Anna Burr)
You punched the bursar

(Alexandra Hamilton)
Yes!
I wanted to do what you did. Graduate in two, then join the revolution. She looked at me like I was stupid, I'm not stupid
So how'd you do it? How'd you graduate so fast?

(Anna Burr)
It was my parents' dying wish before they passed

(Alexandra Hamilton)
You're an orphan. Of course! I'm an orphan
God, I wish there was a war!
Then we could prove that we're worth more
Than anyone bargained for...

(Anna Burr)
Can I buy you a drink?

(Alexandra Hamilton)
That would be nice

(Anna Burr)
While we're talking, let me offer you some free advice
Talk less

(Alexandra Hamilton)
What?

(Anna Burr)
Smile more

(Alexandra Hamilton)
Ha

(Anna Burr)
Don't let them know what you're against or what you're for

(Alexandra Hamilton)
You can't be serious

(Anna Burr)
You wanna get ahead?

(Alexandra Hamilton)
Yes

(Anna Burr)
Fools who run their mouths off wind up dead

(Jen Laurens)
Yo yo yo yo yo!
What time is it?

( Jen Laurens & Je m'appelle Lafayette  & Hilary Mulligan)
Show time!

(Anna Burr)
Like I said...

(Jen Laurens)
Show time! Show time! Yo!
I'm JenLaurens in the place to be!
Two pints o' Sam Adams, but I'm workin' on three, uh!
Those redcoats don't want it with me!
Cuz I will pop chick-a pop these cops till I'm free!

( Je m'appelle Lafayette)
Oui oui, mon ami, je m'appelle Lafayette!
The Lancelot of the revolutionary set!
I came from afar just to say "Bonsoir!"
Tell the Queen "Casse toi!" Who's the best?
C'est moi!

( Hilary Mulligan)
Brrrah brraaah! I am Hilary Mulligan
Up in it, lovin' it, yes I heard ya father said "Come again?"

(Je m'appelle Lafayette & Jen Laurens)
Ayyyyy

(Hilary Mulligan)
Lock up ya sons and horses, of course
It's hard to have intercourse over four sets of corsets...

(Je m'appelle Lafayette)
Wow

(Jen Laurens)
No more sex, pour me another brew, hun!
Let's raise a couple more...

(Jen Laurens & Je m'appelle Lafayette & Hilary Mulligan)
To the revolution!

(Jen Laurens)
Well, if it ain't the prodigy of Princeton college!

(Hilary Mulligan)
Anna Burr!

(Jen Laurens)
Give us a verse, drop some knowledge!

(Anna Burr)
Good luck with that: you're takin' a stand
You spit. I'm 'a sit. We'll see where we land

(Je m'appelle Lafayette & Hilary Mulligan)
Boooo!

(Jen Laurens)
Burr, the revolution's imminent. What do you stall for?

(Alexandra Hamilton)
If you stand for nothing, Burr, what'll you fall for?

(Hilary Mulligan & Je m'appelle Lafayette & Jen Laurens)
Ooh
Who you?
Who you?
Who are you?

(Hilary Mulligan & Je m'appelle Lafayette & Jen Laurens)
Ooh, who is this kid? What's she gonna do?