I hate that spoiled brat.
I had to do it, it had to be done.
'Kronk!'
'Yes Mam?'
'Go get my vibrato... I mean, my Special neck massager.'
Anyway, I got punished for trying to rule the kingdom and save it from the fate of being ruled by an illiterate spoiled and selfish little brat!
Life isn't fair.
I should've turned him into a snail, that way it would've taken days for him to get home, but nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooope!
He had to be a mountain llama. Lousy son of a...
