George Weasley-Pranking the Toad

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Kudos to sullylover66 for this week's chapter!

Also, I would like to know your feedback on the chapters, are they too long or too short? Do they make sense? Are the characters not accurate? Is it realistic enough? Criticism (kind criticism) is asked for please. Cuz I'm ready for it!!!

P.S. I only bite when angered. Hope you enjoy the chapter!

Fifth year was a pretty good year. If you took out the fact that a vulgar, pretentious pink toad was teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts which is my favorite subject, and that this toad has made it her goal to be the most sadistic person we've ever met and will meet, Voldemort is hunting my twin, but no one believes it, and the Ministry think that a child and an old wizard are their arch nemeses instead of Voldemort. If you took literally all my problems away, then you'd find yourself a pretty good year.

But sadly, reality's a prat, and the only good thing about this year, was the founding of Dumbledore's Army, which was taught by my twin, Harry Potter. Which was where I'm currently at, in the Room of Requirements, learning to perfect the stunning spell.

"Stupe-" George started, but not fast enough.

"Stupefy!" A blast of red light shot out of my wand and towards the Weasley twin. It hit him right in the chest, and he froze. "Rennervate."

George immediately stood up after the counterspell took place and neutralized the stunning charm. "My turn to use the spell."

"There's no turns Weasley, it's only who's fastest at doing the spells and apparently I am." I remarked, smirking at the ginger.

"Aw c'mon, can't you give me a handicap?"

"I should be the one with the handicap if anything Georgie. Maybe it's because you're slow as a snail."

"You know, from the moment I met you, I could tell you weren't going to be good for my ego or self-esteem." George stated, collecting his wand in the process.

"And yet you still became friends with me." I grinned and raised my wand, following George's movements. "Stu-"

"Stupefy!" George literally roared, and I covered my ears to block out the sound.

"Protego." I cast shield charm to block the stunning spell and the latter flew towards it before dissipating. "You don't have to yell to cast a spell y'know." I remarked at George as I took down the protective bubble.

"Haha very funny." He deadpanned.

Smiling cheekily, I replied, "I know right? I'm hilarious."

"It's getting close to curfew time, we should all probably leave now." Everyone heard Harry yell, and glancing at their watches, agreed before walking out of the Room of Requirements. While in the crowd, I went to find Hermione and Ron. Seeing three gingers walking closely together, I made my way over to them and found Harry and Hermione with the Weasleys.

"Harry that was a great lesson, Hermione you're a genius to have Harry teach DADA." I exclaimed to my twin, hanging my arm around his shoulder.

"Thanks, but I'm just glad it worked out." Harry answered, hugging my waist affectionately.

"At least Harry's not boring like Professor Binns. We now know that Harry could have a teaching career ahead of him." Fred joked, teasing the ravenette.

"Yeah, I would be a great teacher y'know. Given my record, I'm definitely a straight O student who absolutely has no detentions." Harry spoke dryly.

"Eh, I don't think you'd be too bad." I said truthfully. "But you never know, Harry could have to potential to bore our minds to death."

"But I do think that Harry did do a good job, all jokes aside." Hermione piped, and all of us nodded our heads, concurring with the bushy haired girl.

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