Angie: hermano voy a llevar gallego
Ethan: Lol lmao *insert super duper funny joke here* my parents want me to work at my 16s like ok ok lmao
Angie: que
Ethan: yeah, i was thinking to work in Mcdonald like you know one of those sexy ronald mcdonalds videos
Angie: que coño surmano
Ethan: of course i can do that, im hot af
Angie: yo creo que voy a cogerme al perro de la sandra, pero al estilo durisimo
Ethan: but yk, if that doesnt work ill become a humble shoe maker, like that coco guy who clean shoes
Angie: humble tu putisima estampa
Ethan: You know what it hurts here?
Angie: que
Ethan: my parents...they didnt...they didnt invite me to my babyshower.
Angie: adios.
