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《𝓦𝓮𝓵𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓜𝓲𝓪𝓶𝓲 - Part One》

Author - Sorry for the long pause..

BUT HOW THE HELL DID MY STORY I JUST CREATED 2 DAYS AGO, GET TO #1 ON FUNK..

CRAZY..

AND I DIDN'T EVEN POST ANYTHING BUT THE CHARACTERS..

This is why I love yall 😭👍🏽

Anyways enjoy 😉 👇🏾

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Setting: Orlando, FL.

Time: 6:38 PM

*DogDay is sitting on his porch, lighting and smoking a cigarette*

*his phone starts ringing*

DogDay: *coughs* Shit..

DogDay: *picks up* Hello?

Bubba: DUDE. KICKIN LOST HIS MIND!

DogDay: What did he do?

Bubba: HE GOT WOMEN, DUDE. S3XY WOMEN.

DogDay: ..

*drops his cigarette*

DogDay: That's not Kickin..because how the hell did he get women?

Dude barely goes outside..

Bubba: I know, right? But yeah, he said he hooked up with these girls from..Miami..

DogDay: ..

DogDay: We're going to Miami. And get Kickin..

Bubba: Already on it..

*DogDay hangs up*

DogDay: *he puts on some shades and a baseball hat*

*he heads outside*

*Bubba is in the car, with Kickin (with one of his girlfriends) and the other boys*

Taryn: *kisses Kickin* You're sooo s3xyy~

Kickin: And you are too..~

Bubba: yall better not f♡ck in my car.

I just got it washed...

Kickin: heh~ we make no promises, my guy..

Taryn: Kickin always comes back for more~

DogDay: whatever..

*he gets in*

Bubba: *turns on the car*

*the car starts moving*

Taryn: *starts kissing kickin*

DogDay: YALL STARTING ALREADY?

Kickin: What?~ You just jealous that you don't got a girl to kiss on ya?~

DogDay: No. Im disgusted that you guys are already making out, even though yall met 3 days ago.

Bubba: FOR REAL.

DogDay: tellin' ya, man..this generation just hits different..*leans back on his seat*

Bubba: Facts..you got people just doing anything for love..

DogDay: Exactly..love doesn't go quick..

Bubba: Like Kickin's relationship.

DogDay: how about we just listen to some music..

Bubba: *turns on the radio*

"I WANT THAT LONG NECK NOT TALKING GIRAFFE NECK

AIN'T NO LAYING DOWN MAN WE 'BOUT HAVE LATE FUN

I'M ABOUT TO MAKE YOUR B@LLS STICK UP LIKE SPACE BU-"

DogDay: no.

DogDay: *changes it*

Bubba: why you change it?

DogDay: Because we already got s3x going on in the back. I don't need to hear it in the front..

"I SAVE D!CK BY GIVING IT CP-"

DogDay: IS IT EVERYWHERE? *changes it again*

"IT WOULD MAKE MY PXSSY WETTER THAN A FISHBO-"

DogDay: I DON'T FEEL LIKE MAKING PXSSY WETTER THAN A FISHBOWL..

ALL I WANT IS SOME ACTUAL MUSIC.

Bubba: We could always go to classical..

DogDay: NO. IT PROBABLY GOT THE CLASSICAL VERSION OF THAT SONG.

Bubba: You're right..

DogDay: I guess the news..

BREAKING NEWS! CPR HAS LAUNCED ALL OVER THE WORLD, AND WE WILL GIVE YOU A PIECE OF THE SONG.

"YOU'RE D!CK BREAK HAR-"

DogDay: *shuts it off* I'm done.

DogDay: ITS EVERYWHERE.

Bubba: Pretty much..

Taryn: Hey, boys..I'm pretty hungry..

DogDay: Then eat your boyfriend's d!ck. You seem to LOVE that SOOO much for some reason...

Kickin: AY. IT'S NOT MEANT TO BE CHEWED ON.

DogDay: SEEMS LIKE TO HER IT'S THE OPPOSITE. BECAUSE ALL I'M HEARING IS HER LIPS SMACKING.

Taryn: I have a teething problem..

DogDay: AND YOU DO IT ON A CHICKEN'S D!CK.

Bubba: At this point I might needa call the cops..

DogDay: for real..

Bubba: Animal cruelty...*stops at a gas station*

DogDay: wait why are we here-

Bubba: I need more gas..

DogDay: Oh, righht..

DogDay: Ima just...get me a quick drink..and snack..

*steps out the car and walks in DriveRive*

Taryn: CAN I GET A HOTDOG?

DogDay: NO. YOU GOT A FULL SMALL HOTDOG RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU.