Bomber Bill!

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Bowser, still trapped in ice, regains consciousness and sees Mario, Luigi, Peach, Toad, and Donkey Kong together, which infuriates him to the point that he breathes fire and sets his head free.]

BOWSER: Launch the Bomber Bill and DESTROY THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM!!

[A Bomber Bill explosively shoots out of the volcano-like opening in Bowser's Castle and speeds downward targeted at Peach's Castle.]

PEACH: No...

[Tanooki Mario quickly takes flight and speeds beside the Bomber Bill, trying to get its attention.]

MARIO: Hey, hey... Hey, over here!

[Tanooki Mario tries hitting the Bomber Bill's side repeatedly, but to no effect. Mario tries pushing against the Bomber Bill's front, but ends up with his back against its tip. Mario frantically looks around as the Bomber Bill gets closer to Peach's Castle, but gets an idea after looking at its eye.]

MARIO: You asked for it!

[Tanooki Mario smacks the Bomber Bill's eye with his tail. The Bomber Bill stops dead in its tracks, bending the flagpole on top of Peach's Castle before angrily glaring at Mario.]

MARIO: Heh. Hello.

[The Bomber Bill chases Tanooki Mario through the Mushroom Kingdom. Mario crashes through a large mushroom.]

MARIO: Ow!

[Tanooki crashes into two more large mushrooms, getting some of the last one in his mouth before spitting it out.]

MARIO: Really?!

[Tanooki Mario spots the same Warp Pipe that first took him to the Mushroom Kingdom and gets an idea.]

MARIO: Follow me!

Tanooki Mario spots the same Warp Pipe that first took him to the Mushroom Kingdom and gets an idea.]

MARIO: Follow me!

[Tanooki Mario starts leading the Bomber Bill to the Warp Pipe.]

MARIO: Come on...

[Tanooki Mario gets the Bomber Bill flying straight into the Warp Pipe's direction and speeds up.]

MARIO: Little closer...

[Tanooki Mario gets as close as possible to the Warp Pipe without going in it and flies upward at the last second.]

MARIO: (slow motion) Mamma Mia!

[The Bomber Bill is sucked into the Warp Pipe with great force, but it explodes after floating into the Warp Zone, creating a visible disturbance on the outside of the Mushroom Kingdom's Warp Pipe.]

MARIO: Huh?

[The Warp Pipe creates an explosion that throws Tanooki Mario against the wall of Bowser's Castle and powers him down. Mario falls before grabbing onto a ledge of Bowser's Castle. The Warp Pipe's significantly increased suction range starts sucking everything in the Mushroom Kingdom's vicinity into the Warp Pipe with Luigi, Peach, Toad, Delilah,  Colton, and Donkey Kong grabbing onto objects to try to prevent getting sucked in. Mario loses his grip on the ledge and gets sucked into the Warp Pipe while screaming in horror.

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