.bring it? consider it fucking brung.

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.bring it? consider it fucking brung.

found, scrawled on a piece of paper on my nightstand:

‘it is 4 am eastern standard time and i just finished watching the cinematic adventure, dante’s peak, on cable. not shitty basic cable mind you, but real ass, pay extra money, premium channel, beamed down from the heavens type cable. aaaand well i gotta say, i feel violated… i feel like maybe i should shit my pajama pants, open up my cable box and shove said pants inside it’s electronics just to cleanse the cable palette. i would then mail the shitty-cablebox-pajama combo to cablevision so they know i never again want to see pierce brosnan perform any more acts of fighting nature to the death.
he really did kill the shit out of nature though, seriously i may just cry….CRY TO THE DEATH! starring pierce brosnan.’

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