Mrs. Cereal Guy

"soggy-o chicken-o nugget-o"  ~Alessandra (Heath)

"I can't say I'm completely straight. I'm a little wobbly considering that i would totally date myself" ~bates (Code of the Alpha)

"It was like an amputating leg after a snake bite. You have to chop that shit off even if it hurts." ~Kaia (Monster in my Bed)

"I started you know, spreading jam on my bread, inserting my pencil into my sharpener, stroking my cat..."~Abigail (Naked Cuddling)

"Since Casper the bitchy ghost decided to invade every aspect of my life"~Daisy (Peter(the devil on my shoulder))

"When a guy says a girl is hot he is only looking at her body. When guy says she is pretty he is only looking at her face. But when a guy says a girl is beautiful he is looking at her heart and her looks." ~Weston (Marked by the Alpha)

"What? What is it? Did you fart? Is it silent? You waiting for it to go deadly?"~Sabrina(My One and Only)

"Drink vodka, it will cure that flu" ~Aaron(Voice Addiction)

"You need dick badly. I can help you, just call 1-800-I need dick"~Armand(Her Rouge)

"How do I look"~Dan "Like you should be in between my legs"~Mel (Violinist #4)

"When I get burned even unintentionally, I don't walk back into the fire"~Bailey (Dirty little secret)

"You like whales?... Then you'll love this Moby Dick. ~Logan (Fluke)
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DAILY QUOTE  
"And when the fuck did I call her fat!" ~Ivan (Conditioned...)
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