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| Member Since | Jan 17, 2010 |
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I love to write and I love to read. But I absolutely love horses and all animals. I'm very weird and I also have no idea what I want to do with my life. I've been pondering Guinea Pig Wrangling (someone's gotta do it). Anywho, glad you like my stories (if you do, that is, if you don't then no problem, for you that is I'll probably cry myself to sleep now). Just kidding. Questions no one asked me to answer (but I'm going to anyway): 1. Where are Dora's parents?-I'd say Boots is her mom....and dad. 2. Favorite animal that starts with a L?-Right, um, lemon? 3. Favorite book?-I'll have to go with The Book Thief. *serious face* 4. Favorite question?-Are you too far off the path? 5. Favorite answer to above favorite question?-The pidgeon holds the key. 5 1/2. Um, there's no 'd' in pigeon.-You don't know me. 6. Own an awesome hat?-Yes, yes I do. 7. Are you going to say what said awesome hat is?-Nope. It's too awesome for words. 8. Favorite movie?-The Lion King. 9. Can you ever be serious?-Oh, look it's Daffy Duck and Mitchell Davis. I think that about covers me. One more thing though....*looks around suspiciously* I have hobo issues.....it's been confirmed...I also have Dora issues (see number one). I just have many issues. P.S. Just know that if you ask me to read your story it might take me a while to get to it (school and whatnot), sorry. P.P.S. If you message me and I don't reply, it's because I've forgotten. I have a very bad short term memory so just message me again and say: REPLY NOW!!!! But maybe something nicer than that so I don't get upset and use the bathroom earlier than my usual predetermined time....oh, I probably shouldn't have said that, now you think I'm weird don't you? Well, I'm just going to say to that: if you didn't think I was weird before this part you probably need a therapist. Okay, just ignore me. My stories are not this psychoish (I hope). Bye!
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 | He's a Jerk and I Owe Him, Which Sucks33 parts / 68 pages, updated Mar 31, 2013 Doesn't this (amazingly awesome) description make you want to read this story? If not...I suggest therapy. Lots and lots of therapy. Maybe mix a few h... read more 1,157,960 reads  12,354  2,909 |
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willow13
1 month ago
Just posted Chapter 32 of He's a Jerk...you guys should read it and let me know what you think! Thank you!!!!! I hope it satifies your hunger for another chapter.
_clueless_
2 months ago
Update soon please!! I have read your story twice and I always check my library to see if is updated... sad I know but I love your story so much! !!!!!! So please and thank you! (:
Rguinnie
3 months ago
Newest fan/reader here! Haha. You brain is filled with awsome-ous unicorns! Well you brain is just fantabulous! You are just too funny. Your book keeps me laughing through beganing to end in each chapter. Entertained as always. From your newest fan/reader! Hope to read more from the rabbid cookie monster Raven bird !!! XD Reply
heartsv54
3 months ago
Please update!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
didyalikethaat
4 months ago
I'm so glad you're back, and I can't wait for the update :)
pandalou
4 months ago
Pleas update
MiaMeade
5 months ago
@willow13 can't wait to read the next chapter. So exciting. So glad you're still writing!
willow13
5 months ago
So, fans...I know you are all probably mad at me and I'm sooooooooooo sorry. Sorrier than you could even know. But I just started college and it took up a lot of my time...A LOT! I'm on winter break now, though so I've been working on my story like crazy! I should have the next chapter up in a couple of days...hopefully before Christmas but definitely on or before Wednesday (12/26). I hope all of you still wish to read it...I know I say this everytime but I try to write it when I'm in a funny mood so it's funnier and lately I've not felt very good. But never-fear! I am feeling good now and anyway, I'll wrap this up...thanks so much for reading it! I'm very, very sorry! And I <3 all of you...as much as you can <3 people that you've never met (which is a lot). One last thing, if you have sent me a message, and I didn't reply please know it's not been on purpose. Your comments and messages inspire me to write faster. Possibly even one chapter every six months hahahahaha! Thanks for reading! :)))))
willow13
5 months ago
@becouseitsme No...thank you! I'm so very glad you liked it! The next chapter should be up in a couple of days.
becauseitsme
5 months ago
i just literally read all of it non stop :3 i had fun reading it.thank you. take care.
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@NadiaNaghi I don't think that's rude! I actully appreciate constructive criticism...I know I definitely ramble on in this story but I do that on...He's a Jerk and I Owe Him, ...
@chocoholic97fcyw Thank you so much! I say that to me everyday!
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@TheGoodFall Now that I re-read this poem, it is somewhat like the Hunger Games. Although I wrote it before I read that book so....I may be psychic!
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@angel_of_death87 No...seeing as I have no idea what that is, definitely not. It was formed in my brain.
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@LanceEBear Haha...thank ya, thank ya very much. I do pretty much think like Scarlett does although mine is not nearly as bad as hers is. I can...
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