mary

so a long time ago there was a woman named marie something who lived in ireland. she got a rly rly bad fever and died, and the doctors/government wanted to bury her as quick as possible so the unknown sickness doesn’t spread. she had a husband and a few kids, and when she died her body swelled up a lot which meant that her husband couldn’t remove her super duper expensive ring. anyway they buried her and not even 24 hours later, some hooligans decided to dig up the grave and steal the ring. they couldn’t take it off though, so they decided to just cut off the finger. as soon as they cut it, she sat up and screamed. they dropped dead in pretty sure. then she got out of the hole and walked home. when she knocked on the door her husband said something along the lines of “i swear if ur mother wasn’t dead, that is her knock” and he goes to open the door and sure enough it is her, bleeding finger but other than that she’s perfectly fine.
          	he drops dead and they bury him in her grave 
          	some time later she remarries a few times and when she finally dies, they literally just re glue her old headstone together