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Welcome, Earthlings, to My Account! 

I'm Unikay, but you can call me Uni. 

My talents include being short and having horrible eyesight.

I'm just too much Treble.

I need spaghetti to forgetti my regretti 

I went outside once and it was awful. 

Hey you! Yeah you, the one reading this. You're beautiful. :)

Roses are Red
And so is My Sweater
My Ex Wife Still Misses Me
But Her Aim is Gettin' Better

DID YOU GO WHOOSH!?!

HUFFLEPUFF PRIDE!!
POWER TO THE BADGER!!

"Why is my boyfriend so jacksepticeye?" 
- Markiplier 2016

Fandoms:
Gravity Falls
How to Train Your Dragon (1 and 2)
Big Hero 6
Rise of the Guardians
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Chat Noir
Disney 
Star vs. The Forces of Evil
Steven Universe
Markiplier 
Jacksepticeye
Harry Potter

I'm a citizen of Dippertopia! (Or whatever the city of crazy Dipper fangirls is called!)
Our Flag: █DP█ 
Our Presidents: Dipper Pines
Our Languages: Any!
Our Anthem: Disco girl!
Population: Dipper fangirls
Our Country: Full of fangirling
Put this on your profile if you're a true Dipper fangirl

Put this dog on
.//^ ^\\ your Page
(/(_•_)\) to show
._/''*''\_ that you are
(,,,)^(,,,) Against Animal Cruelty. There is no excuse for animal abuse!

"I'm not giving up on you. You don't understand this yet, but people need you, so let's get back to work." 
-Tadashi Hamada

██----- put this on your Wall
--█████---if you're not
-----██----- embarrassed
-----██----- to tell others
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-----██----- trust in God
I love God, and I could care less if you have any rude comments on that.
When you carry the Bible, The devil gets a headache. When you open it, he collapses. When he sees you reading it, he faints. When he sees you living it, he flees. And just when you're about to re-post this, he will try and discourage you.

Remember, Stay Snazzy, Love ya Earthlings, BYE!!