Alif

Bonjour Mothafuckas... Its  @Sherlock_Smirks here, doing the Bio for this crazy sweet bitch! xD
Going down memory lane, I remember texting this asshole looking forward for an amazing friend but regretting it now! *fake sobs* (JK, pssst... She is worth befriending *wink wink*)
Believe me, I've seen her pics & all I can say is that *>fatal internet connection error goes in here<*
She is the one who can talk with me in pure Profanity while completely retaining the meaning of whatever she wants to say! :'D
Her sense for identifying sarcasm & compliments is a little weak so use it against her! *evil smirk*
She has a sugary chweet voice that melts in ears & if you've heard her real voice then consider yourself too damn lucky! (I'm sooo fudging lucky!!! *fangirls over self looking in the mirror*)
Things I love about her:
Knows how to un-fake it! :)
Appreciates people for who they are overlooking how they look! *pulls your cheeks*
Always there by my side in my hard times! *smiles & smirks*
I can blindly trust you, you shugal candy! :3
I dare you, if ever even try to spook her & that'll be like... THE.END.OF.Y-O-U -_-  I'll punch you in your fugly face so hard that your parents will refuse to take you back in! *breaks knuckles*
I don't need to beg you all to follow her or something, instead I challenge you all to talk to her & then just tell me how fuckin long did it take to resist the urge to hit that button! *signature smirk*
I'm glad you are a part of my life, Alfie! :')
Love you to the moon & back! <3
xoxo
P.S. Stop scrunching your eyes idiot, it is me who wrote all this sweet shit about you! :3 :* :D 
thank you so much very much@witchgap for dedicating me the story named "she lives on the other side"...♡♡
pm me if wanna talk!:)