Me, A Bastard

"*OBSCURE/EMBARRASSING BOOK, MOVIE, SHOW REFERENCE*"

"Yes, hello, I'm trash- I mean Ash."


Do you care about pronouns? Then please, call me he, her, they, them, mom, dad, sister, brother, fifth cousin-
I really don't care.
(Birth wise, I'm female)

"Sexily speak in bird."
"Love: 
Liking of Various Energies."
"SCP:
Sexy Circular Pears."
*to myself, at a box of Fruit Loops*
"Haha well toucan play at this game."
*to myself, during math*
"Well don't quack under all the pressure."
*in a Drawing*
"You may have toucans but I have TWO CANS!"
"He died doggy style."
"Patience is a virtue, but I'm a sin."

"Happy with my current lover."

Derse Dreamer
Bronze Blood
Heir of Space
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Half-blood 
Slytherin
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Pro-hero Sketch~
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Blue blood
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Apparently a goddamn Angel

"Don't read my 'This Is...' books unless you wanna get sent straight to cringe town."

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South Park **
Detroit *****
Don't Starve ****
Ultimate Custom Night ****
Popee the Performer ***
Steven Universe ****
Zelda ***
Osomatsu~san ***
OK KO! **
Homestuck/Hiveswap *
My Hero Academia *****

I have a star system!!
the * is based on how much I like it "now".

"Jesus Christ I'm such a fuckin' nerd--"

"Hey I rp too--"