srjello

So, you somehow floundered upon my profile, which is the obvious reason for you reading this. If you made such a falter in your umpteen number of clicks and taps, there is no wonder why you are reading this. Your knocks and pats and touches and beats and bobs and dabs and drums and palpates and percusses and raps and strikes and tags and thuds and thumps and tips (I basically have just forenamed most of the synonyms of the word 'tap,' as used previously) (And those synonyms include various elements of instrumental quality, you are welcome for acknowledging your fair sense in rhythm) have managed to drive you to this very profile, which you are reading the description-sort-of-ish thing of.

If finding this page was a complete and utter accident of yours, I find it partially astonishing, as well as amusing, how you have read until this point (unless, of course, you had just skipped the first paragraph that cost me five minutes of manual labor of the fingers because you had seen the first words of the paragraph and said "Hey, this seems like the type of paragraph that could gratify and possibly pleasure and satisfy me in some strange way!").

As you can see now, the paragraphs I have written above are conclusively pointless--note that I did not capitalize the word 'pointless' so it would not draw attention, therefore lead to revealing that the whole thing was a buzz, and it still is right now as your are shamelessly continuing to read it.

I would like to thank you, though. Thank you for trying to get to know me. You can now understand that in life, many things have difficulty with solutions and the factor of compromise. So ultimately, I guess you can predict what I am like and what my personality relates to, because dear reader, writing can tell the whole story of a person.