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spilsder

Location United Kingdom
Member Since May 20, 2012
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Howdy, thanks for popping along to my side of the fence. 

(Yes, my picture is my cat sitting in a bird house. I don't see why we bother having one because all she does is scare the birds away. But still, it's the thought that counts, right?)

Currently, the whole 'my works' thing looks a little empty, but I'm hoping to fill that up as I start finishing stories and whatnot.

Aim: I would like to click on the humour ratings list, and be greeted with funny stories, instead of fan fictions, or stories which only have a slight comical element, and are only entered into humour because it gains more attention than romance or teen fiction. So, that's why I write humour, and that's what I try to achieve with my stories.

Fact about me: I am a complete and utter grammar Nazi. So I try my best to avoid any grammatical/spelling errors, and if you see one that I've missed out, I'm going to have to beg you to tell me. 
Oh, and beware - I am a cliffhanger extraordinaire. I love them, and I love using them in my stories (maybe a bit too much).

Other than that, and a few embarrassing events that happen almost daily, I'm pretty normal.
Anyway, I'll let you get back to whatever you were doing, which hopefully, was reading one of my books.

Hasta la vista, baby.

Works

Soul Mates

Soul Mates

Short Story #97 / Romance #494
3 parts / 11 pages, updated May 17, 2013PG-13
It is said, that for every human in the world, there is another half. Their soul mate. It is also said, that these souls cannot die until they find each other. But where fate ... read more
997 reads votes 59 comments 12
Finding Out What The Bad Boy Fights For

Finding Out What The Bad Boy Fights For

38 parts / 124 pages, updated Nov 26, 2012PG-13VideoPicturesCompleted
1. Swing left. 2. Swing right. 3. Dodge. 4. Tackle. 5. Laugh as he lies there, nearly unconscious. 6. Make some form of comment: "God, even y... read more
4,625,325 reads votes 89,474 comments 8,891
TBBC&M Allie and Dennis One Shot

TBBC&M Allie and Dennis One Shot

3 pages, updated Jul 11, 2012PG-13Completed
3,574 reads votes 159 comments 31
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Pure_Rain
Pure_Rain

3 hours ago
@spilsder, U R AN AMAZING WRITER!!! 
Sheerio_Styles
Sheerio_Styles

4 hours ago
@spilsder oh. okay!! I am looking forward to it <3 and the prologue you posted was really interesting. :) can't wait to read it :) <3
spilsder
spilsder

4 hours ago
Okay, so hi. I have an announcement: I will be posting a new story this Friday! 
However, it's not the sequel to FOWTBBFF. In fact, it's not in any way connected to FOWTBBFF. But before any of you lose interest, I really hope you guys support me. 
It's called "The Rumour Mill." I have a cover, an editor, a personal adviser...everything :D and yes, I even have a cast list. I'm telling you, I actually prepared for this!
Yes, it will most definitely be a romance. And it will (hopefully) be funny too. I'll be concentrating more on the romance side of things, but please don't let that put you off. In order to try and tempt some of you into reading it, here is a little bit from the prologue:

Walking through the corridor, I leant forward, my chin brushing the girl's shoulders. "You know Kylie Peters? I saw her at the mall the other day with David Jenner."

As soon as the last word left my lips, I swivelled around and walked away, leaving a trail of curiosity in my midst. The girl's friends all gathered around her eagerly.

"What was that? What did she say?"

"Kylie Peters? I've never heard of her...oh wait! Did she mean Stephenie Peters?"

"Stephenie Peters? What was she doing at the mall with David Jenner? I thought she had a boyfriend?"

"Stephenie Peters has been cheating on Michael Richardson?!"

That was the rumour that reached me by lunchtime.

God I loved high school.

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Whew, okay. That's it. I really hope you guys like it, be prepared for The Rumour Mill coming out on Friday!(I know the prologue doesn't contain any love interest, but don't worry. He will be there ;) )

spilsder x
spilsder
spilsder

8 hours ago
@Sheerio_Styles wow, thank you :) this was a reallly nice message and i'm seriously glad that you like my story :) 
in regards to the sequel - I was thinking of making a Sophie spin-off, I have a few ideas but it's proved hard to write. I might do a Joe/Ella sequel too, but for now I'm writing a separate story that will be posted on Friday :)
Breezylina_000
Breezylina_000

15 hours ago
Hahaha were twinning on the stutus's XD 
73285books
73285books

16 hours ago
One of the best and hilarious book I have read..you did an amazing job
kudos to the amazing author who wrote F.O.W.T.B.B.F.F. :) words cannot express how freaking inlove i am with your book. when I read the summary, i knew it was a good one and I forever thank Wattpad for recommending it to me. ahaha. Kara's word vomits always puts me in hysterics and dangggg, Jacob Moore is one fine piece of meat. lol
I am so glad that I read your book, It's one of those books that are so freaking amazing that commenting and voting for it is not enough. <3
I especially liked the chapter where Jacob asks Kara to be his girlfriend and Kiss Me was the perf Background music <3

and finally,I blame you for all these feels I'm currently having and will last for god knows how long. just joking, I love you xx <3
and I hope you make some kind of like, sequel where Jacob and Kara have their prom maybe? ahah, that idea just sprung up out of nowhere. lol but I hope you consider it. haha, it's just that, I really have a hard time in saying goodbye to fictional characters. ahaha
and btw,I changed my icon or picture or whatever to the same one you have as the cover of FOWTBBFT. :)

I LOVE YOU <3
spilsder
spilsder

1 day ago
@deelees thank you! I've been reading your comments as you've gone along aha, and although I apologise for your lack of sleep (believe me, I know how it feels) I'm really glad that you enjoyed my story so much. I'm actually going to be posting a new one this Friday, called Chinese Whispers, so if you want to check it out then that would be fab :)
deelees
deelees

1 day ago
Hello! Just thought I'll just say hi to the author of the story I'm clearly addicted to now :-) 
I'm currently at the last two chapters of FOWTBBFF and am depressed that the story is gonna end at 38 and I really hate for stories to end. I mean, of course there should be a ending in all stories but I just can't accept the fact, ya'know :-( and about this story of yours, I couldn't put it down and it resulted in me sleeping in the morning instead, until my eyes couldn't take it hahaha. Really hope to read more of your stories! x 
nouveau
nouveau

1 day ago
well i guess we both claimed our boys
i remember watching misfits though i'm not sure if it comes on anymore

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