Hi, I'm ShoLou, but ShonaBobSpectacular for short.
I'm 15 and i'm sexy. I kinda play guitar but can only play 3 chords which is a real bummer...I'm single but i'm secretly dating my panda cushion..oops, secrets out now...I'm a pretty cool kid...IM GOD DAMN AWESOME!!
Anyway enough about me...My friend Olivia, she's just wow, she's a hypo-maniac and shes so awesome and sexy!! I think it's funny when she tries to be smart because well, she's blonde and we all know blondes are stupid..especially Olivia!! I mean how can one person be so stupid!!?? She always wears inappropriate footwear and nearly (DOES) always deck it in some sort of car park - mainly centertainement and Meadow hall Retail Park.
I LOVE One Direction...just thought i'd let ya know.
I'm jealous of Olivia because her boyfriend Micky is so gad damn hot. Anyway moving on, me and my boyfriend (secret) are happily married with 4 panda cubs. They're soooo cute!! Except, Margret (youngest) bit my ear of the other day..
So yeah, that's basically my life in a nutshell..1095 words to be exact.
(written by OliviaJayne)
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