sexximamacita

Okay, first off let's be honest.. I suck at writing so if you have any ideas, feel free to comment them and I'll mention you in the little authors notes in between every other chapter..

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97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Patterson (Edward Cullen from Twilight) standing on top of a skyscraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3% who would sit there eating popcorn screaming, "DO A FLIP YOU SPARKLY RETARD!

“I spend so much time with Niall. Sometimes I do an irish accent without noticing“ - Liam Payne

“I think it's weird that some guys split bills with the girl on a date. I think the boy should pay for the girl.”- Zayn Malik

“The fans always tell me I'm beautiful, but no one will ever be as beautiful as them.” - Niall Horan

“I can make your girlfriend scream louder then you ever could just by pressing her follow button.” - Harry Styles

"If a guy is taken his girl for granted, he really deserves a slap, with a baseball bat."- Louis Tomlinson

-Baby Freebie(: