In my opinion, I thought it would be nice to follow people who either deserve it because guts told me to, share a few similarities with me, or if they're nice enough to become my friend. In the real world, I like friendship. I hang with guys/girls or whatever I want. You, the Cheeto Master is a super cool person, who deserves a follow. And that's why I decided to follow you. You're nice enough to become a friend to me.
-Swupcake
(Is it okay for me to call you 'the Cheeto Master'?)