AJ SwagMaster

wow.

That cover for "Worst Story on Wattpad" be giving me nightmares, thank you.

YOUR PARODY HAS ME DEAD I-

What a handsome profile picture. And funny and humorous writing. :)

Good content to read is very important

Horry shet your back

Hello, majestic one 

O.o I am a soggy tortilla and I eat walruses for breakfast, but walruses deserve no justice so I mix them in my blender and give head to every plant in my building and I live on Mars so I have no wifi in my bathroom under my bed. 

I broke my phone y'all but let me tell you a story on how it happened and it's insane.
          
          SO I HAVE a 5 gallon bucket that I filled up with water so I could clean my fish tank but there was a hole drilled in the bucket and I covered it with like a whole roll of tape and when I filled it up all the way, I went to go let my dog inside and I come back to 5 gallons of water spilling on my bathroom floor and the sink over flowing. I set my phone o the counter while I try to fix everything but the water from the sink pulled my phone into the sink and submerged it. And my screen was already not super connected to my phone cause whoever replaced my screen did a bad job! 
          
          That's all folks! 

Also I didn't know that it sent y'all emails when I post on my board omg i'm sorry