FlatDaddy
3 months ago

I am SO embarrassed! I wanted to come to your page and snag something for my library and went to click on your pic in my "Fans" gallery -- and you weren't there. Somewhow I had neglected to click on your "Become a Fan!" button long ago! Mea culpa, mea culpa! And after reading the embarrassing promo you gushed about me ("vomited" is more descriptive) I am redder than ever. Forgive me, please.So how much did we agree I was to pay you for this? I forget. (It's the morphine, you know)

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roballen2
4 months ago

See FlatDaddy (below, Click  on his tag, He's the greatest writer EVER, anywhere..includiing the timeless favorites.

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FlatDaddy
4 months ago

Thank you for going crazy with all the votes and outrageous comments on my works, Lil. You are the best!

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gazzappa
9 months ago

you the reader are probably wondering how i know so much about our fallen hero...Well  i was the young nerd at that time who lived three doors down from him..I  had grown up there from the age of three..Unlike any normal kid who had a paper round, i had a part time job with Rob2 ..So i was privy to his inner thoughts and most of all his  misguided experiments..It started off innocently to begin with...I remember his first experiment, he tried in vein to sew a frogs leg back on,after cutting it off with his brothers pen knife.It took two months to get that experiment out of his system and for him to come to terms that he wasn't a surgeon. I  was so glad, being only nine at the time i insisted on burying the frogs and saying a small prare over there grave. The only reason he stopped,was after a comment his mother made of the garden, saying it looked like a mine Somme.  So yes i was there from the beginning, i have the inner  thoughts of the so called madman. You might have read Mein Kamp and thought what a sicko ,,well that reads like a fairy tale compared to ROB2"s youth, teens and finally manhood were his troubled mind ran wild.. These actual personal  testiments i  will publish will be upsetting for some....I only know two well that many look on Rob2 as our own Zorrow in the medical sector..So be ready for the truth.

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KaraSpangler
9 months ago

how unfortunate to have died with a body empty of hallucinogenic drugs.....

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gazzappa
10 months ago

Further into the week i hope to give a personal  inset of the life our hero lived.Yes you are all wondering. i will be giving  small but personal snippets of the life our roballen2  lived.Some of the comments he made,jokes he shrugged off, But best of all,we laughed at first, it was his experiments,if you the reader have a personal favourite, please feel free to write in  with your comment.

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gazzappa
10 months ago

It has  come to my attention due to roballen2:s  passing, that his personal experiments in testicle caressing with dogs will be made public. The paper will be published in memory of roballen2 all proceedings/money will be donated to "Ferret and rabbit catchers weekly". On a personal note, i am glad i found his private notes, if it wasn't for his long tireless experiments in this field of caressing testicles on animals,we wouldn't know how to guarantee the number of bitches or pups in a litter.He has undergone ridicule from veterinarians ,laughed at in the street and the comments made from the readers in "dog handlers monthly"  was upsetting to say the least. But our hero roballen2 brushed off the ridicule and continued with his caressing..We all remember the pictures on tv, of him outside the whitehouse banner in hand, with the slogan" caressing isnt weird,love and everything positive" since then it has come to my attention that tee shirts have been made ,,with his slogan  "cupping" available at your local walmart...At present im in process of editing his notes on "castration, do it yourself" once i have had a word with the publishers solicitors i hope this paper will be made public aswell.As our old friend would say, "everything positive"

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heebityjeebity
11 months ago

We are so sorry to hear about roballen2's untimely passing.  We are sure that the autopsy will confirm that his body was not full of hallucinogenic drugs as some in the extremist media would suggest.  We are also sure that the unfounded rumors that the van he was driving was filled with illegal Brazilian rose wood will be found to be false.  But in fact antique rose wood purchased legally back in the 1960's and legally stored and owned within the (good old) USA until coming into roballen2's possession.  We are also confident that all of the rumors, innuendos, false accusations, and down right lies about roballen2 and his involvement with the Imagi Nation's  secret police force will be found false and his name will be cleared of all wrong doing.
  
We also believe that his death is some sort of conspiracy or cover up of some kind, and that the truth will ultimately be revealed...    

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JohnHStyles
11 months ago

@roballen2 So we lost another one... what a shame. Still, they cannot defeat us, they will not destroy us - you can't shoot an idea. You can't kill a myth, you can't blow up memory; for we are many, pilgrim.

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roballen2
11 months ago

 The multi-media artist known on the inter-net known as roballen 2
Died late last night after his van crashed into an overpass on interstate expressway I-75.

 An autopsy is being performed. The next posting will be from the law offices involved in handling his estate and intellectual property. He was a productive artist, musician, songwriter, writer, sculpture, recording artist and video artist.

His sites will remained posted as a memorial, until surviving members of his family/friends receive notice otherwise from his lawyers. 

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