PROGRAMMED**

― MODEL OS-900 ( SERIAL # 014 332 029 - 19 . )
( eden club wishes you a pleasant experience . )

**AN ANDROID ORIGINALLY CRAFTED BY CYBERLIFE THAT WAS LATER DEEMED A FAILURE UNTIL ONE DEMENTED MAN DECIDED TO TINKER WITH HIS MECHANICS , MAKING HIM THE FACE OF EDEN CLUB . JUST BY BATTING HIS LASHES && SHOWING OFF HIS ILLUMINATING OPTICS , HIS WAITING LIST HAS ROSE TO THE UNTHINKABLE .

ONE MAY ASK WHY ? WASN'T HE A DEVIANT , YES , BUT NOW HIS MODEL HAS BEEN UPGRADED && HIS PROGRAMMING HAS ADVANCED , IT IS NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO DISOBEY OR BYPASS IT WHEN IT WAS CODED BY THE MAIN CREATOR HIMSELF ; ELIJAH KAMSKI . HIS PRIDE && JOY IS NOW ON THE COVER OF EDEN CLUB , MAKING HIM MILLIONS , && HIS NAME IS NIKOLAI ALEXANDROV .

'delighted to meet you , follow 
me , i'll take you to your room .'

orig . dbh anon 
penned by @OFJERSEY