british writer. crackfic author. please do not take any of my work seriously.
  • JoinedAugust 26, 2023


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professortoelicker professortoelicker Jan 15, 2024 07:01PM
ok ermmmmm i migrated to ao3 to write more serious fics, here it is: reaganridleykinnie
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the dream affair - a new speedrun by professortoelicker
the dream affair - a new speedrun
a dream minecraft metal family crackfic that i stole the idea for. enjoy this trainwreck
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the worst thing i have ever written by professortoelicker
the worst thing i have ever written
this is satire do not take this seriously i got lazy so i used my sketchers united profile picture follow me...
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montag and beatty smoke weed (#420 on #satire SPECIAL) by professortoelicker
montag and beatty smoke weed (#420...
Guy Montag and Captain Beatty sat in the break room, drinking coffee, when the Captain suddenly pulled out a...
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