Tehreem Mari

I have good news and bad news to tell you. The bad news is I don't have good news to tell you. The good news is I don't have bad news to tell you.



Professional procrastinator



WiFi. Food. My bed. Perfection. So perfect, even my mom is jealous of that.



I am not lazy, I am on energy saving mode.....since the day I came.



I smile because I have no idea what's going on.



People say you have changed, well I couldn't stay a sperm forever, could I?



My advises:



Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button

Don't be sad of people, they are all gonna die

Keep rolling your eyes, maybe someday you will find a brain back there.



Life is too short, don't waste time reading my bio.



Ah! You already did it, now waste some more by reading my books.



Taking follow and reading requests, only if you are a follower.