penguin_007

SEXY BEAST: OTHER PEOPLE: MY GIRLFRIEND TOLD ME SHE'D DO THIS, AND THAT, AND THEN WE'LL GO HERE, AND SEE THIS!
          SEXY BEAST: SHANE: MY GIRLFRIEND SAID SHE'LL CURL UP INTO A LITTLE BALL AND THROW UP ALL OVER THE WALLS AND THEN MAKE SOMEONE ELSE CLEAN IT UP WHILE SHE EATS ICE CREAM.

20 MINUTES :)

SEXY BEAST: BUT NOTHING BEATS
          Nikki: AUSSIES.
          SEXY BEAST: MY HOME
          SEXY BEAST: AUSSIES
          Nikki: GO ON
          SEXY BEAST: WELL
          SEXY BEAST: AUSSIES ARE
          SEXY BEAST: GODS GIFT
          SEXY BEAST: TO WOMEN
          Nikki: :O
          SEXY BEAST: THEY HAVE
          SEXY BEAST: GIGANTIC DICKS
          Nikki: ........
          SEXY BEAST: AND THEY KNOW HOW TO USE IT
          Nikki: :')
          SEXY BEAST: AND WHEN THEY'RE NOT BEING RAPED BY FOREIGNERS CAUSE THEY'RE SO IRRESTISTABLE
          Nikki: :')
          SEXY BEAST: THEY ARE RIDING THEIR KANGAROOS TO THE NEAREST TOWN (92941251KM AWAY) TO BUY SOME BUSH TUCKA OFF OF THE NATIVES
          Nikki: GO ON THIS IS AMAZING :')
          SEXY BEAST: IDK WHAT ELSE TO SAY?
          SEXY BEAST: THEY EXCELL
          SEXY BEAST: AT EVERYTHING
          SEXY BEAST: BUT THEY HIDE THEIR EXCELLENCE
          SEXY BEAST: THROUGH THEIR FUCKED UP SPEACH
          SEXY BEAST: CALLING THEIR ENEMIES MATE
          Nikki: HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
          SEXY BEAST: AND THEIR FRIENDS CUNT
          SEXY BEAST: THEY SPEAK IN ANCIENT TOUNGES, SO FOREIGN ENEMIES CAN NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY ARE SAYING
          Nikki: :O
          SEXY BEAST: THEIR ANCESTORS WERE RAPISTS, MURDERERS AND THIEVES, BRAUGHT TO AUSTRALIA BECAUSE HOLLAND'S PRISONS WERE TOO CROWDED (TRUE STORY BTW)
          Nikki: (I KNOW BTW)
          Nikki: SO DOES THAT MAKE YOU PART DUTCH TOO? :O
          SEXY BEAST: SO THEY MADE THEIR OWN INCREDIBABLY INTELLIGENT LANGUAGE TO MAKE THEMSELVES LOOK LIKE A BUNCH OF IDIOTS INFRONT OF THE GUARDS
          SEXY BEAST: AND WHEN THE GUARDS LET THEIR GUARD DOWN
          SEXY BEAST: THEY WERE STOLEN FROM
          SEXY BEAST: AND RAPED....
          SEXY BEAST: AND MURDERED.........
          Nikki: ........
          SEXY BEAST: AND THIS LANGUAGE WAS CALLED
          SEXY BEAST: AUSTRALIAN!
          
          
          I LOVE THIS BOY :')

I'm not even gonna ask what are you'll two talking about.

This is what I have to deal with when Shane is sleepy.
          
          
          The Engineer: i'm a funny
          The Engineer: color
          The Engineer: 0
          Nikki: .........
          Nikki: you're a funny color 0
          Nikki: right
          The Engineer: yes
          The Engineer: i wanna
          The Engineer: fill my sink
          The Engineer: with gravy
          Nikki: yeah
          Nikki: right
          Nikki: that's
          Nikki: nice.
          Nikki: *walks slowly backward*

hus 'the engineer'?

The Engineer: THAT CHICKEN
          The Engineer: FILLED THE HOLE
          The Engineer: OMG
          Nikki: ...........
          The Engineer: THEM VITAMINS
          The Engineer: THEM MINERALS
          Nikki: what did you do with that chicken? :|
          The Engineer: THEM FATTY ACIDS
          The Engineer: THEM PROTEINS
          The Engineer: OMFG
          The Engineer: AMAZING
          Nikki: i have an egg everyday for protein
          The Engineer: NIKKI
          Nikki: :D
          The Engineer: I'M IN LOVE
          Nikki: aww baby im in love with you too :*
          The Engineer: I'M IN LOVE WITH A CHICKEN
          Nikki: Nikki is now offline.
          The Engineer: :')
          The Engineer: DNT U JUST
          Nikki: This is going on wattpad :')
          The Engineer: LOOOOVE CHICEN
          The Engineer: DNT U JUST WANNA
          Nikki: oh yes i do
          The Engineer: SHOVE IT
          Nikki: BRB TO COPY PASTE
          The Engineer: DOWN YOUR MOUTH
          The Engineer: AND CUM
          Nikki: ............
          The Engineer: ALL OVER THE WALLS?
          Nikki: ok now that is going on wattpad too.
          The Engineer: DNT POST THIS SHIT ON WATTPAD
          Nikki: too late >:)

@penguin_007 COME ONLINE

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Nikki: damn it :/
          Nikki: i feel sick
          The Engineer: I FEEL SICK: /
          Nikki: :o
          Nikki: ^^^^^^^^^
          Nikki: :o
          Nikki: it's like
          The Engineer: .......
          Nikki: WE SHOULD MAKE A BILLION BABIES CAUSE WE'RE SO ALIKE
          The Engineer: ................
          The Engineer: IDK HOW U RANDOMLY JUMPED TO THAT CONCLUSION.............
          The Engineer: 1 BILLION BABIES.............
          Nikki: going on wattpad :')