Zed

Hey guys i'm Zed. (this is the nickname I'm choosing over the thousand others various people at various times call me. wow that sounded stuck up) I was the biggest cat lover there ever was (until a hundred cats scratched, bit and generally hissed at me). I LOVE pizza! If pizza was a person I'd marry it. (that was weird) I love to shut the world out and read. Music and books are like the basic elements of my sustenance, and I can't live without them. and puns. puns are essential. especially really REALLY bad ones. 
I am a part time poet/writer, and I will hopefully show you some of my work.
I hope you have fun reading what I write.
oh one more thing you guys should probably know about me. I'm EVIL! not like the villain kind of evil but the lemony kind. watch spongebob if you don't know! (way to go paradox!)
follow my fellow lemon here @manahilzafar341,
my alternate lemony account; a joint account with my lemon buddy is @thelemonbuddies. go read the stories of the greater evil there. :) 
p.s. we never put on white hats and called ourselves saints. we sat still for a long time, but we didn't realize we were beginning to petrify. maybe the volturi did us a favor when they.....burned our castles.
 Zed