Gabrielle Magical

I am human.
I am humanity.
I am you.

Me: Who likes Oreos?
Random Person: Me!
Me: Oh you? Well, here's a free one! (le hands a virtual Oreo cookie) Oh well. Writing is my only escape. Well, other than eating Oreos. Lots and lots of them. I mean, who can resist the delicious chocolate-y, creamy taste of an Oreo cookie? 
Random Person: I can!
Me: Oh you? Then feel my wrath! Mwahahaha! (le smites random person with lightning) 
Random Person: (croaks)
Me: Mwahahaha! (le bites on an Oreo Cookie and puts on shades just cause) I guess that's it. For now . . . (le creeps into the shadows and bumps into unknown objects with loud crashing sounds)

(Crickets sfx)

Me: (creeps back into the light) Oops. Wrong way. (le creeps into the opposite direction while evil laughing)

Mwahahahaha!