bob👩‍💻🧴

Here for sad shit, smut and Larry (obviously)
Take it or leave it🗿

*dolphin noises from inside the closet*

𝑰𝒕'𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒈𝒖𝒚 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒃𝒂𝒏𝒅🥂🫐

Pronoun is she. Just she. Sorry I couldn't be her

𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐞, 𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐤𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐚 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮. 
𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐬𝐡 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐈𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐡 𝐥𝐚𝐝, 𝐈 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐤𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐚

ℌ𝔢𝔩𝔩 𝔦𝔰 𝔢𝔪𝔭𝔱𝔶, 𝔞𝔩𝔩 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔡𝔢𝔪𝔬𝔫𝔰 𝔞𝔯𝔢 𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢✨

If your stalking my account please don't Tell my parents that I was here thank you very much


Fun fact: it takes nine pounds to bite an ear off

Another fun fact: I take super boiling showers to practice burning in hell

And another one cos fun facts are fun: if you bite on your back teeth you can feel your jaw clench/ touch it with ur finger and you can literally feel it


ᴵᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵗᵖʷᵏ ᴵ ʷⁱˡˡ ᶜᵃˡˡ ᵖⁱˡᵍʳⁱᵐ ʰᵃʳʳʸ 💃😃

Why rude when you can be quiet?

If you read my book I'll give you a cookie🍪or two??🍪🍪

𝒄𝒊𝒈𝒈𝒂𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒆 𝒊𝒏 𝒎𝒚 𝒍𝒆𝒇𝒕 𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒅.