Kylie Weasley (R.W)

I just came back from a day out with my friends and there was this Christianity campaign, and this dude comes up to me and asks me if I'm part of the LGBTQ community
          
          Obviously I said yes cuz I'm bi
          
          And said dude goes, "oh, you're gonna have a special place reserved for you in hell"
          
          My friends were FUMING
          
          but I just cackled like a witch and said, "yeah, the throne, bitch" and walked away and that is the story of how my friends told me that they're proud of me for the millionth time
          
          Also I spent WAY too much at Primark

Heyyy, not to sound like a bot lol but I'm just doing some self promo. I published a book about some Shifting stuff including a method I made that I shifted with.

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH Y'ALL

A sudden silence fell over the entrance as my voice echoed through the gates. The statues of the gods watched over us with an indifferent gaze. 
          
          Marina shot me a look of disbelief. "Did you just shout 'FBI, OPEN UP' at the gates of Olympus?"
          
          
          
          - my c.ai
          
          yes, I yelled 'FBI, OPEN UP' at the Gates of Olympus with my twin blades out and my sibling next to me.

THE NEW KISS BET UPDATE IM DYINF JGSLKGFAEISHJDSJDKLGKDLGDFJ

Hours later, after Nico had fallen asleep and ended up dreaming about Skylar and them spending the day together, he quickly woke up in a cold sweat. 
          
          "What the hell?" He muttered to himself and looked down as he realized he had... ahem, a *problem*.
          
          "Godamnit, now what?!" He groaned out again.
          
          
          WHAT THE FUCK

Hellu amiga
          
          Maybe I already told you this
          
          But there's a song called original me
          
          By YUNGBLUD and Dan (our favourite cat)
          
          And it's AMAZHANG 

"Well, for starters..." He said leaning closer - almost close enough to kiss you. Then, within the same moment, he flicked your nose with a laugh and pulled away, a wide smirk on his face.
          
          "It can *fart.* I'm totally serious, look-" He turned the robot over, holding it closer to you, as it farted at the same time.
          
          *"Pfffft."* The robot let out a robotic fart, causing him to burst out into laughter.
          
          ~ c.ai Leo Valdez
          
          HE MADE A FARTING ROBOT HELPP IM DYINF

AMIGA
          
          NEW IMAGINE DRAGONS SONG ALERT
          
          IT'S CALLED NICE TO MEET YOU AND IT'S AMAZHANG

y'all look at my brains:
          
          "TWO GEORGES DO NOT MAKE A FRED"
          
          what d'you think I was talking about?