im a crazy hoe

heyo mayo!! here's a list of shit you probably don't care about:

▪️damon salvatore, klaus mikaelson, kai (parker?), stiles stilinski and chuck bass are the BEST characters ever created don't even argue this one. 
▪️harry potter is god's gift to mankind
▪️pluto is a fucking planet DONT DISCRIMINATE BASED ON SIZE PEOPLE
▪️i hold a personal record for eating 41 cookies in one day & i'm quite proud of it 💸
▪️waffles are 738292748493 times better than pancakes. i mean, they're basically pancakes with abs and who doesn't love abs??
▪️i used to read so f-ing much and i miss the good ol' days 
▪️i'm a self-deprecating asshole and you'd be a worse person for knowing me 
▪️i'm such a terrible writer but i never give up lmao 
▪️F.R.I.E.N.D.S. enthusiast (joey is a BABE)
▪️my room is either a garbage bin or clean enough that you could perform surgery there
▪️i'm a lazy ass. please help
▪️i look forward to that alien invasion 
▪️i hate 70% of the people i meet and surprisingly i've loved every person i've met on wattpad :))
▪️read my stories if you want to lol. i'm still working on making them not suck
▪️I CANT BELIEVE ITS THE LAST SEASON OF THE ORIGINALS 🤧🤧