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Blackadder: Baldrick, have you no idea what irony is?
Baldrick:      Yeah! It's like goldy and bronzy, only it's made out of iron.
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Hag: Two things, my lord, must ye know of the wise woman. First, she is a woman. And second, she is...
Edmund: Wise?
Hag: You do know her, then?
Edmund: No, just a wild stab in the dark, which is incidentally what you'll be getting if you don't start being a bit more helpful.
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Prince George: Why on earth would an anarchist possibly want to kill you? 
Edmund: I think it might’ve been you he was after, sir.
Prince George: Oh, hogwash! What on earth makes you say that?
Edmund: Well, my suspicions were first aroused by his use of the words, 'Death to the stupid Prince'!
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[Queenie has a lot of good ideas.] 
Nursie: That was another good idea! You are so clever today, you better be careful your foot doesn't fall off. 
Queenie: Does that happen, when you have lots of brilliant ideas? Your foot falls off?
Nursie: Certainly does! My brother, he had this brilliant idea of cutting his toenails with a scythe, and his foot fell off.