luke if u dont come down here right now ill shove a cactus up ur asshole boi

i remember when you were four and were humping your boy teddybear gaylord

and then calum shoved scissors up ashtons asshole

and there was luke holding his 25in watcing my little ponies
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hoodwifeys hoodwifeys Sep 18, 2016 02:16AM
hey bitchez im here and not queer lmao
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