hoes_before_bross
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hi sexy people, you peeps might have forgotten about me but I'm not dead HA HA. i am however, very sad because when i went to talk to my mom I accidentally left our gate open (we have a homemade dog gate that blocks our big ass dogs from going to the kitchen/hallway/bathroom/my room) because I'm such a smart person, and my asshat dog (im allowed to call him an asshat atm, you would too, man.) went on my bed, took my chicken sandwich off of my bed, unraveled the chicken sandwich, ate said chicken sandwich, and left the damn wrapper on the floor. bro was walking back into the living room licking his lips when I realized he just ate my happiness. I DIDNT EVEN GET A BITE BRO. I will now be dreaming of the tasty goodness I never had because fat ass has to eat all my food. and I am totally allowed to call him a fat ass, homie would eat me if I was a chicken sandwich :(