Haikus of Love

Hello! I am a professional writer and this is my story. It all started when I was a little boy.  I was the man of the house straight out of the womb, because my father left my mother.  By the age of 2, I was cooking for my 18 siblings after my mother abandoned us to live her dreams of becoming a belly dancer.  One day when I was coming home from working a long day at the Q-tip factory, I passed by an ad for a writing contest.  The prize was $1,000,000!!  I spent all night writing about my traumatic experiences from absorbing my twin in the womb all through trying ketchup for the first time and thinking it was too spicy, causing me to almost die of a heart attack.  I wrote and wrote and wrote and eventually turned in my story.  It was a whole 2 pages!  I didn't win, but it's the thought that counts, right? Anyways now I write wattpad stories, and I couldn't be any more successful than I am today.