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Everyone has flaws even hot boys. Accept it. 

Hi, Uni-Kitty here, welcome to my lovely bio!
I'm a teenage girl, who loves fan girling!

Directioner 4 life <3
That means Harry Styles is my future husband so stay away ladies, HE'S MINE! 
I also love Alex Pettyfer, Francisco Lachowski, and other hot shirtless guys, so they are also my future hot husbands so again stay away! 

My boyfriend is also a bad boy who's secretly in a gang and I want to join him! #thuglyfe

I'm quiet but once you get to know me I'm CRAZY!

I love the color pink, but I also love unicorns, kitties and chocolate! I love romance.

I have a thing for:
One Direction, One direction Fan fic, any fan fic, including twilight fan fic, did I mention that I LOVE twilight? 

I love EDWARD CULLEN
But I'm team Jacob! 

I also have a thing for:
Justin Bieber, Harry Styles and the rest of 1-D, hot shirtless guys, cliche shiz, bad boys, possessive bad boys, alphas and mates, stupid naive girls falling for bad arse men, and other crap, also I love fifty shades of grey (lol), I love men in leather jackets and stuff. 
I am NOT a cliche girl. 
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A fun account that is solely made for the purpose of mocking ridiculous cliches. Also please do not get offended. It's not our problem if you do. 

@readingchocolate @KittyCrackers 

We hope you enjoy our cliche mocking work.

Also please do not ask us to read your book on this account (or other accounts) cause it's ridiculous how we get requests to read CLICHE books on this account when this whole account is made to mock cliches -_-