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•Mentally living in the 70s 80s 90s
and 2000s 
•Maladaptive daydreamer😀👍
•Taken🖤💙
•Scorpio♏
•Female💅

BEEP BEEP RICHIE🎈

"What is wrong with everybody nowadays? I mean, isn't there any love left in our universe, huh?"

"And on the set I was really sick. And I drank Nyquil; sneezing, sniffling, nighttime, coughing, aching, medicine thing. And then the whole thing they called me Captain Nyquil on the set, cause I just drank so much of it cause I was so sick." 

"What about The Police, you heard of them?"
"No, but I seen em."
"Where? In concert?"
"No, behind you."

"I'm a piece of bread, stick me in a toaster!"

"Teddy, act your age!"
"This is my age, I'm in the prime of my youth, and I'll only be young once!"

"How're the maggots?"
"Hm?-"
"Maggots Michael, you're eating maggots how do they taste?"

"Sleep all day, party all night, never grow old, never die. It's fun to be a vampire."

"Don't kill me Mike! I'm basically a good kid, so just- don't kill me." 

"Then what are you?? The flying nun!?"

"I can be your best friend.....or your worst enemy."

"Its ok, we all get lonely."
"Yea, but I get really lonely. I mean, look at me."

"You jump I jump...remember?"

"They're only noodles Michael."

"How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?"
"Uh- three and a half?"