stranger: hey kid I have some candy in my van

me: what kinda candy do you have?

stranger: .....dark chocolate

me: thats like the worst kind of candy buh bye

just another #relatable teen on the interne- SHITE THE COPS FOUND MY HIDE OUT

*clears throat* okay bye
  • with my alien overlords
  • JoinedJuly 24, 2015


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fluoro-scents fluoro-scents Oct 31, 2016 11:13AM
HELLO MY NUGGETS, ITS HALLOWEINER, WHICH MEANS FREE CANDY FROM STRANGERS WHOOOO
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