Too Fabulous

*I look back at this and realize how much I haven't grown. Well except for the whole "wanting to be a writer because I want to be original" thing. I'm going to keep this here to look back at it when I'm older. Probably a year from now. Still can't believe people read this. It's interesting.*

*Just read the location. My goodness, I have never gagged so much in my life. Really? Are you kidding me? "Somewhere out there. In this planet." Great job. All of this is...weird.*

Hello people who want to know about me or accidentally clicked this thing. Let me start off with an introduction:

HI, HELLO. Sorry caps lock was on. Let me start over. Hi, my name is (insert name here) and I am glad to have finally meet you. Wait I mean, I am glad to know that someone is reading this.

There is not much to know about me except I like to eat food a lot and I mean a lot but I don't like peanut butter. It just taste odd. I love food so much that if I had a choice of saving food or my friend, I would get the food then my friend. *This is still very true.*

 Also, I am a zebra as you can tell on my picture. But not just any zebra, I'm a fabulous one. I'm the only zebra while my other friends are unicorns or humans. *I was most likely on crack when I wrote this. Disclaimer- I don't do crack.*

I also like to talk even if it might be an awkward situation, it is just who I am. I don't care if I barely know you, if i talk to you we are instantly friends. Oh and by the way, we are now internet friends. Hello. *What happened to me, was I really this cringey?*

 Oops, running out of space, got to go. Bye, friend. *That's a lie there is enough space. I just didn't want to talk anymore.*

*And now we have concluded my cringey introduction. I hope you didn't cringe as much as I did.*