Your_Utter_Doom

I am a robot alien plant, and thus above all your human gender stereotypes, so any pronouns will do, as my alien genderfluid ass prefers. 

I'm also Grimm Reaper Number 1.2, chillin' in the bromie cave with Grimm Reaper 1.0... Don't ask about 1.1

I hope that beginning thoroughly confused you as you are now experiencing my constant state. 

I haven't edited my bio in forever, and it goes to show that if you text me I will either respond in 3.1 seconds or 6 years. 

I'm called "enigmatic_lizard" because I'm a funky-ass reptile. 

I'm AroAce, but would marry particular characters on the spot both for tax benefits and so I could eat a bagel and watch them commit felonies as one does. 

I have a unique love for characters with Heterochromia. (Mismatched eyes.)

Food is amazing, and if you think differently I have a friend that will hit you with her croissant. 

Aliens exist, and if you disagree you can fight me on it. With swords on another planet. It's better that way, trust me. Throw in some homeric intensity and it comes out glorious. 

I find quantum physics and the existance of theoretical multidimensional cosmic particle entanglement fascinating for some reason. I am quite officially a nerd, yes. 

I'm also a writer/artist/procrastination king.
I don't know how to correctly human half the time.

Also, go find Watson.