Bryony

I don't do follow-backs anymore, sorry :c But you could always inbox me when you need some feedback on your book or just simply someone to talk to :3

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"Ma'am, I'm afraid your daughter has the Wattpad syndrome..."

"Oh no, what is that?"

"Um well, it's an incurable condition that has been found mainly on teenage girls in recent years. When I asked your daughter to just describe her life outside of school, she said that she likes reading and writing online..."

"Oh yes, I have observed that. All she does is hole up in her room and read those good for nothing books written by lovesick teenagers!"

"Yes, yes, that is a symptom of the syndrome. Also... Just now I performed a brain scan on her..."

"... Is she ok? Ohmygod, do I need to take her-"

"Calm down. It's just that I found something peculiar... There is black goo everywhere in her head... Her mind is literally... to put it simply, dirty. It's an unexplained happening that could only be found in the heads of girls with the condition..."

"... Ma'am? Oh god not again... Send assistance asap!  A lady just fainted in Corridor 2B!"

I mean aren't all of us like that

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I'm too lazy to write a full-length novel, plus I don't have the patience to complete one... Yea I'm a shitty writer.

I love the Civil Wars, the Cab and Paradise Fears

Pewds is fabulous 
It's OK if you don't like him
just don't go hate 

I'm also a unitato. I like angsty stuff because they make me cry, and I like helping people with my magical tears
So recommend some sad stories to me 

I don't know how to talk... So if I seem stuck-up forgive me, I just don't really know what to say... >.<

LIGHTHOUSES, PICKLED OLIVES, ORIGAMI RABBITS AND PLATYPUS 

"WE CAN ALWAYS REGROUP ON THE MOON, SILLY!"

IF YOU GET THAT I LOVE YOU BECAUSE ROHNNY AND NEVA ARE BAE (MESSAGE ME ITC)

RAY IS MY BOYFRIEND SO DON'T STEAL HIM
And yes he is fictional


"Please take care of Touka-chan."