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I just realized that I apparently like to pick names for myself that people can make fun of really easily.
Like people wouldn’t bat an eye at my name when I went by AJ, but as soon as I told them it was short for Alvin James, I would get Alvin and the chipmunks comments. Like yes, I get it, a cartoon chipmunk also had the same name, can we move on now? (I think it’s funnier now since I don’t go by it but it was annoying at the time)
And now, if I tell people I go by Spike they usually say that they think it’s really cool, but once I say that my real name is Deuce, they usually think of the slang meaning of it and uh… yeah it’s fun. And I mean it did become slang for that because the original meaning is two, originating from the words duos and deux (and meaning devil, depending on the origin) but still, it’s my fucking name. I’d appreciate if you didn’t immediately mention that it has been used to refer to human waste